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LunchBoxLegends Minecraft Server

attitude, chicken salad, daughter’s appetite, disgusting lunches, family conflict, grossed out, Karen, LunchBoxLegends, Minecraft, parent complaint, parenting decision, Playground, politely handled, refusing to change, Server, sit somewhere else, smell of lunches, son’s lunch, tuna sandwich, variety in lunch, veggie wrap

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6677	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on your Minecraft server? Join our server for a variety of lunch options that will blow your mind! From tuna sandwiches to chicken salad to veggie wraps, we’ve got it all!

Just like Jack’s lunches, our server is full of surprises and variety. And if anyone tries to tell you to change your lunch, just tell them to sit somewhere else! We don’t tolerate lunch shaming here.

So come join us on the playground of Minecraft servers, where the sandwiches are delicious and the drama is always entertaining. Who knows, you might even run into a Karen or two along the way!

CraftyFamilySecrets

aita, CASE, CraftyFamilySecrets, Doctor, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, family secret, furious, Marriage, mortified, oldest sibling, Premature, private matters, Proud, rant, rules, scolded, Shaming, Siblings, Thanksgiving dinner, traditional parents

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Thanksgiving dinners? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family drama-free paradise!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family with your partner (also a doctor) without any judgment from traditional parents. Build a cozy virtual home together and live happily ever after, without anyone nagging you about getting married.

And if anyone tries to bring up your personal life, just casually drop some fake medical knowledge like the premature baby case to shut them up. Trust us, it works like a charm!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a traditional family when you can have a virtual one filled with love, laughter, and plenty of Minecraft blocks to build with? Join now and start living your best drama-free life!

Loading Life Minecraft Server

advice, deep thoughts, encouragement, Existential, inspiration, introspection, Life, life lessons, life tips, Loading, loading screen, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, Philosophical, positivity, quotes, Reflection, self improvement, Server, Thought-provoking, wisdom

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5527

Tip #1: “Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens!”
Tip #2: “Explore our server’s enchanted forests and discover a secret portal to a land of talking cows and dancing sheep!”
Tip #3: “Join our server and become a master builder, creating towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks and obsidian!”
Tip #4: “Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control the weather!”
Tip #5: “Join our server for a chance to participate in weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds and rubies!”

MineCraftMania

adulting, advice for teens, consequences of actions, critical thinking, Decision making, delayed gratification, future consequences, habits, life lessons, Long-term impact, Maturity, mindfulness, MinecraftMania, personal development, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, setting priorities., Time management

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding chickens, battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot, or even building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can boogie down with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

CircusCraft: High Cost Living

affordability, budgeting, Carnival, circus, CircusCraft, consumerism, cost, cost of living, economic reality, economic theory, Economy, Expenses, financial burden, financial strain, financial stress, HIGH, high prices, income inequality, inflation, Lifestyle, Living, living expenses, market trends, societal issues

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

come join our wacky minecraft server where the cost of living is so high because we’re living in a circus! everything is priced like carnival food but instead of cotton candy you get diamonds!

we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether, watch out for the zombie clowns!

our staff are all trained acrobats so they can do backflips while helping you build your dream castle.

join us for the most absurd and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyOSG – Minecraft Server

Achievement Diary, bond price changes, chat channel, Communication, CraftyOSG, Diaries, fart cc, hallowed sepulchre instances, INFORMATION, Minecraft, miscellaneous changes, new player, new slayer boss, oldschool runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, Server, the araxyte, twitter, Updates, Website, Wiki

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the Hallowed Sepulchre Instances – where you can battle epic monsters and uncover hidden treasures like never before!

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on the new Slayer Boss – The Araxyte? This boss is so tough, it’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little puppy!

And don’t even get me started on our Bond Price Changes for 2024. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log in!

Oh, and if you’re wondering what to do as a newbie, we got you covered with quests and diaries that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the fart cc chat channel – things can get pretty wild in there!

MineCraft Endwalker Server – XIVG

/xivg/ Choice Awards, Alt ERP, Balmung, Costa del Sol, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, IASIP, In-game Events, Lala-Only Beach Party Meetup, Linkshells, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Sophia, Spooky Club, x files, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the mobs are crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join us for in-game events that are more epic than a diamond sword, like our Dragon Quest Collab where you can battle golems in the hills until June 20th!

But wait, there’s more! Our Moogle Treasure Trove event is happening until June 24th, where you can find more loot than a chest in a stronghold. And don’t miss out on our Yo-kai Watch Event re-run until 7.0, it’s so fun even Herobrine would join in!

Plus, our PvP Series 5 is happening until 7.0, so gear up and get ready to battle like never before. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, join us for our meetups where you can party with other players in locations like Balmung, Shirogane, and even a Lala-Only Beach Party Meetup in Costa Del Sol!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you can have all this craziness?

PixelWeddingFun

bridesmaid expectations, Communication Issues, dress selection, family conflicts, family dynamics, flower girl dress, PixelWeddingFun, sibling disagreements, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding attire, wedding color palette, wedding colors, wedding conflicts, wedding coordination, wedding dress code, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding outfit, wedding party, wedding planning

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with color coordination battles and budgeting wars.

Are you tired of being told what color to wear, even if you’re not in the bridal party? Well, on our server, you can wear whatever shade you want, even if it clashes with the flower girl’s dress. Let your fashion flag fly!

And don’t get us started on the money drama. On our server, you won’t have to worry about unexpected bills for back-to-school shopping sprees. You have the power to choose the style and price range of your daughter’s dress, without any surprise manicures or pedicures on the side.

Join us and put your foot down like a boss. You deserve to have a say in what your daughter wears, without causing pre-wedding problems. Plus, who needs a special title like bridesmaid when you can have all the rules and expectations without it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have us?

MineCrafty Minds Server

achievement, best thing learned, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth mindset., Improvement, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Minds.., minecrafty, personal growth, progress, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, success, wisdom

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	171
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server and learn how to ride a pig like a pro! Our expert trainers will teach you the art of pig jockeying, so you can zoom around the map in style. Plus, rumor has it that if you ride a pig into battle, you’ll have a 99% chance of winning (results may vary).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Dance the night away while dodging exploding beats and make friends with some of the coolest mobs in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyCraft

advice, bedtime, Closure, Communication, Conversation, ending, exhaustion, Goodnight, guidance, Help, Intimacy, late night, long distance, partner, phone sex, relationships, romance, Sleep, SleepyCraft, tired, wrapping up

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Farms Harvested:	179
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!