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Minecrap2024

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mines Excavated:	1228	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Votes:	3125
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Animals Bred:	92	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay