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BlockyTurnOns

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	151
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

Accuracy, Accurate ultrasound test, cancer detection, Clinical Study, detector, diagnostic tests, disease prevention, early detection, gynecology, health technology, Healthcare, IOTA ADNEX model, medical advancements, Medical research, oncology, ovarian, ovarian cancer, Precision medicine, Screening, UK study, UltraCraft, women’s cancer, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Potions Brewed:	80	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	208
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

lol, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like an accurate ultrasound test but for ur gaming skills, bro. like, we detect 96% of players with epic building skills and pvp talent. our IOTA ADNEX model is off the charts, detecting up to 96% of gamers with mad skills. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world, cuz this server is where the real pros play. don’t miss out on the chance to show off ur skills and dominate the competition. come join us and let’s see if u got what it takes to be a minecraft master!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, PALS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with our epic characters like Lia, the master of building, and Dizzy Dokuro, the TNT enthusiast! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, we have more drama than a villager trading scandal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! Disclaimer: Not responsible for any rage quits or accidental lava deaths.

You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

aging parents, Aging population, alzheimer’s, assisted living, care management, caregiver responsibilities, caregiver role, caregiver stress, caregiver support, dementia care, elder care, family caregiving, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, home health care, Long Term Care, memory care facility, Minecraft, MommaOuttaHere, parental care, senior communities, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Courtesy, entry, guest accommodations, guest etiquette, house rules, house sitter, houseguest, INCONVENIENCE, KeylessKarma, Keys, lesson learned, locked out, misunderstanding, Neighborhood, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, SECURITY, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

SecretSMPShame

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	39	Void Armor Forged:	14
Magic Items Found:	3952	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1898	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!

BaghdadBoomCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6211
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Votes:	7259
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!

Pixel Peril: Anti-Dem Racism

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3458
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can escape the perils of privacy and passivity and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and craziness!

imagine a world where democracy is out the window, racism is the norm, and antisemitism runs rampant. sounds crazy, right? well that’s just a typical day on our server! u never know what kind of wild shenanigans u’ll get into next.

join us for a chance to experience the insanity of postwar west germany, but with a minecraft twist! build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take on challenges, and maybe even uncover some dark secrets along the way.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky adventure and see if u have what it takes to survive in a world where anything goes! just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!