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BigBlockz Minecraft Server

big, BigBlockz, BOM BOM BOM, IM GAWR GURA, Minecraft, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Server, TINY LUIGI, TINY LUIGI MAN, UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
New Chunks Explored:	589869	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Farms Harvested:	124	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is full of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive Tiny Luigi Man!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underwater realm where you can swim with the legendary shark queen, Gawr Gura! BOM BOM BOM! She’ll serenade you with her beautiful voice as you explore the depths of the ocean.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

CreeperSlumberParty

alcohol, Board Games, Communication, CreeperSlumberParty, discomfort, Drinking, Fiance, friend group, Friends, group setting, hurtful words, ISOLATION, Jealousy, medium distance relationship, mistrust, resolution, Snow, socialization, spending the night, Trust, wedding planning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!”

Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. From unexpected sleepovers to accusations of wrongdoing, you’ll never know what to expect next.

With a community as lively as this one, you’ll never feel isolated or alone. Just like our protagonist, you’ll have friends to hang out with, play games with, and maybe even stay up until 4 am with (minus the drama, hopefully).

So hop on board and join our server for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable and entertaining as this Reddit post. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyMeloni’sGreenPanaLand

CONSERVATIVE, CraftyMelonisGreenPanaLand, disbelief, european politics, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, Greenland, international relations, italy, Italy’s Meloni, Meloni, panama canal, Politics, SEIZING, skepticism, territorial ambitions, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

omg guys, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and mayhem! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a stack of enchanted diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join now before Trump tries to seize Greenland and the Panama Canal in Minecraft too! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Canopy

armor stands, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Community Builds, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Exploration, Feedback, Fun, hard mode, hats, hermitcraft, ideas, Invisible item frames, land protecting, mobhead drops, Moderation, Paper, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21.0, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border Semi-Vanilla Dynamic Map New Hats Datapacks Community Builds
Information	IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the average player age on the server?	Our average player age is early to mid-20’s.
What type of server events do you host?	We typically host fun events each week for players to participate in.
Are there any plugins on the server?	We have a few plugins for moderation purposes, but they do not alter the vanilla feel of the server.
Can I explore outside the soft border?	You can explore outside the soft border, but be aware that anything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
What is the Discord server for?	Our Discord server is a place where players can chat, organize, and get to know each other outside of the game.

Eternal Quests Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, adult entertainment, Affection, Companionship, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, escort services, ETERNAL, free porn, Hookers, Intimacy, jacking off, love, online porn, paid sex, physical pleasure, Quests, real relationship, safe sex practices, Server, sexual satisfaction, sexual services, STD risk, transactional sex

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Emeralds Found:	3385
Alien Abductions:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo bro, forget about hookers and STDs, come join our Minecraft server! We got all the love and affection you need from our pixelated pals. Plus, no risk of catching anything except maybe a creeper explosion. So why waste money on hookers when you can build a virtual relationship with Steve and his gang? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable life choices!

BestieTime Minecraft Server

advice, avoidance, Bestfriend, BestieTime, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping, emotional wellbeing, Empathy, family problems, friendship, Honesty, Listening, mental health, Minecraft, patience, relationships, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ores Mined:	6594	Enchantments Applied:	210
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Villages Defended:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Need a break from your best friend’s boyfriend drama? We’ve got you covered! Build a fortress, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs off cliffs – the possibilities are endless!

Forget about your family problems and let your creativity run wild on our server. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers? So come on, join us and leave your worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadDitchinCraft

14 year old, Communication, dad, DadDitchinCraft, different city, Event, fair, faking being sick, family, Feeling unwell, forced to go, Guilt, large events, looking forward, misunderstanding, misunderstood, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, teenage angst, weekend

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your need for personal space and freedom? Look no further than our server! We won’t force you to attend any virtual events or make you feel guilty for wanting to stay home and mine in peace.

Join us and escape the drama of overbearing parents who guilt trip you for not feeling well enough to attend a virtual event. Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without any unnecessary stress.

So come on over and build your virtual paradise with us, where you can mine, craft, and explore without any judgment or pressure. And remember, on our server, you’re always free to play your way!

CraftyRiches

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make ends meet? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your dirt blocks into stacks of emeralds! That’s right, no more grinding for resources – just sit back, relax, and watch the riches roll in.

Join our server and become a part of our exclusive club of players who make over $10K per month in-game. How do we do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say our admins have a special connection with the Minecraft gods and they’ve blessed us with unlimited wealth.

So if you’re tired of living in a dirt hut and want to upgrade to a diamond palace, come join us on our server. Who needs a real job when you can make a fortune playing Minecraft?

MuskCraft: UK Politics Edition

billionaire, Britons, controversial figure, Edition, elon musk, government relations, innovation, leadership, media scrutiny, MuskCraft, negative impact, political influence, Politics, public debate, public discourse, public figure, public opinion, public perception, public trust, social media influence, societal impact, Technology, UK politics

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9724	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so, like, have you heard about this server, man? it’s like, soooooo lit, you gotta join, bro. like, seriously, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down in there.

there’s this one time, right, where this dude built a giant toilet out of diamonds and made everyone take turns flushing it. it was like, the most epic thing ever, man.

and then, there was this other time where a group of players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the whole server. it was so random, but so hilarious at the same time.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every friday night. it’s like, the place to be, dude.

so, yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and make some crazy memories, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Custom, ELITE 4, Events, Friendly, Gyms, LEvel cap, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Pixelmon, Play, Player Gym, Progression, Reforged, server ip, Silvermons, Weekly Tournaments

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Towns Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Silvermons Server Overview

Description
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Description

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Server Details

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Pixelmon Version	Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the level cap on Silvermons?

There is a custom level cap on Silvermons to maintain a balanced gameplay experience. Players can progress through our exclusive Gym system, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and Champion’s Gauntlet within this level cap.

2. Are there pay-to-win elements on Silvermons?

No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server. We focus on creating a friendly and fair community for all players, regardless of financial contributions.

3. Are there Weekly Tournaments on Silvermons?

Yes, Silvermons hosts Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats to cater to different playstyles and interests. Players can participate in these competitive events to showcase their skills.

4. Can players create their own Gyms on Silvermons?

Yes, Silvermons has a unique Player Gym system where players can create and manage their own Gyms. This adds an additional layer of content and interaction for both Gym Leaders and challengers.

MysticCraft – Enchanted Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3D Debut, baubau, debut, Enchanted, fuwamoco, Isles, Janken God Edition, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
New Chunks Explored:	326357	Holy Grails Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? This server is like the Janken God Edition of Minecraft servers, trust me.

We got streams that will blow your mind, like seriously, check out the upcoming stream and the previous stream, it’s like watching a creeper explode in your face.

And don’t even get me started on the debut and 3D debut videos, they’re so lit, you’ll want to mine diamonds all day just to celebrate.

Plus, the Youtube channel is like a treasure trove of epicness, and the schedule will have you playing Minecraft until the sun comes up.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got unarchived content, songs, merch, and even /baubau/-related content that will make you question reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Let’s gooooooo!