UHAHAHAHAHAHA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Big Block Booty Bash

Bash, big, BLOCK, BOM BOM BOM, BOOTY, IM GAWR GURA, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH TINY LUIGI, TINY LUIGI MAN, UHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	287364	Mines Excavated:	4828

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, Afghanistan, Censorship, conservative values, cultural restrictions, extremist groups, freedom of expression, Images, Islamic fundamentalism, Islamic law, living things, media ban, media censorship, media control, Minecraft, news blackout, PIXEL, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, Server, Taliban, visual representation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9881	Farms Harvested:	732
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	4485
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

BLOWIN, border skirmish, Conflict, cross-border conflict, Defense, east asia, inter-Korean road, international news, Joint Chiefs of Staff, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, mdl, Military Action, military response, military standoff, names, North Korea, political tension, RETALIATION, Roads, security measures, south korea, South Korean military, takin, Tension

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Savage Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, animalistic, barbaric, beastly, bloodthirsty, Brutal, Feral, ferocious, instinctual, INTENSE, Minecraft, predatory, primal instincts, Raw, savage, Server, transformation, Turn, Unleash, UNTAMED, violent, Wild

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Emeralds Found:	155
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	New Chunks Explored:	952716
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

best level, challenging levels, CLASSIC DOOM, classic games, Demons, DOOM, doom 2, favorite levels, First Person Shooter, fps, game design, Gaming, hellish landscapes, iconic levels, intense gameplay, LEVEL, level design, Map, MAP 28, Minecraft, Nostalgia, retro gaming, smp, spirit, the spirit world, video games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

SwipeCraft: No Regrets

cold blocking, Communication Issues, dating advice, dating boundaries, dating expectations, Dating experiences, dating scene, emotional bond, emotional connection, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, online dating, pet names, red flags, regrets, rejection sensitivity, relationship dynamics, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, Swipecraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Votes:	1831	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

DreamCraft SMP

AMBITION, aspirations, chasing dreams, determination, DreamCraft, dreams, fear of failure, goal-setting, inner strength, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, reaching for the stars, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-belief, self-doubt, smp, success, uncertainty

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

TraitCraft

admirable qualities, admirable traits, best attributes, best personality trait, best qualities, character traits, defining characteristics, defining traits, key strengths, personal strengths, positive attributes, positive personality, standout characteristics, standout qualities, standout trait, Strengths, top personality trait, top trait, TraitCraft, unique qualities, unique trait

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Emeralds Found:	6810
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

Hate-Free Zone Server

Argument, consensus, controversial, criticism, debate, disagreement, Discourse, DIVISIVE, everyone, hate, Hatefree, opinion, perspective, polarizing, public opinion, public perception, Server, Social Issues, society, unpopular, Viewpoint, Zone

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	80	Dimension Hops:	4

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

#clues, 500 million years, ancient life, animal evolution, animal evolution timeline, animal fossils, australian desert, Australian fossils, complex animal life, complex lifeforms, desert, discovery, Earth, earth’s history, Evolution, evolution of life, Fossils, left-right asymmetry, LeftRight, Lifeforms, Paleontology, Quaestio, Quaestio simpsonorum, Simpsonorum

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

Ds99eu Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Potions Brewed:	82
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9390
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Meteorites Collected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

ds99.eu:1337