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Big Block Booty Bash

Bash, big, BLOCK, BOM BOM BOM, BOOTY, IM GAWR GURA, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH TINY LUIGI, TINY LUIGI MAN, UHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4947	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, equality, Government, Ideology, left wing, liberal, liberal democracy., Minecraft, political ideology, political philosophy, political theory, Politics, progressive, Progressivism, Radical, Redstone, REFORM, revolution, Server, social justice, socialism

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	918
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in a capitalist society? Join our Minecraft server where we redistribute all the wealth equally among players! No more hoarding resources like a greedy capitalist pig, everyone gets their fair share! Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where we hold meetings to plan the overthrow of the oppressive Ender Dragon government. Join us and fight for a more progressive Minecraft world!

InvisiCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, cloak, Curiosity, disappear, dream, eavesdrop, Explore, FANTASY, fantasy world, hidden, imagination, Invisibility, InvisiCraft, Magic, Minecraft, Mischief, Observe, secret, Server, stealth, SUPERPOWER, Unseen, vanish

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest invisible fantasies! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you want to spy on the Ender Dragon and see what it does when no one is watching. The possibilities are endless when you’re invisible on our server!

Join us for the chance to prank your friends like never before, pull off epic heists without anyone suspecting a thing, and become the ultimate stealth master in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets that only the invisible can see. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the invisible legend you were always meant to be!

CraftyLady69

attraction, Communication, Confidence, CraftyLady69, DATING, Empathy, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, long term partner, loyalty, Men, Personality, positive traits, Qualities, reddit, relationships, Respect, Signals, WOMAN

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crops Grown:	2019
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is where you’ll find the most positively traited women around! These ladies are like rare diamonds in the rough, with signals of kindness, humor, and intelligence shining brighter than any diamond sword. Join our server and you might just find yourself building a love connection that’s stronger than obsidian! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig for love, because on our server, the only thing more epic than the builds are the relationships!

GazaAidCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Gaza Strip, GazaAidCraft, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel-Gaza war, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, Military operations, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Server, southern Gaza, tactical pause, the guardian, united nations, war zone

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Votes:	4750	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daily ‘tactical pauses’ like the israeli military in southern gaza but instead of aid we let in epic loot and diamonds for all our players!

you won’t believe the wild battles that happen on our server, it’s like the israel-gaza war but with creepers and zombies instead of soldiers!

join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosions, epic builds, and maybe even a secret underground base where you can plan your next attack on the enemy players.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane minecraft world!

AnthemCraft: Real Life Soundtrack

anthem lyrics, AnthemCraft, Country, culture, Government, History, Identity, instrumental, Life, Music, National anthems, national heritage, national pride, national songs, national symbols, official soundtrack, OSTs, patriotism, pride, real, Real Life, Soundtrack, tradition, vocal

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got national anthems playin’ 24/7 like they be the OSTs of real life, bruh! Picture dis: u mining for diamonds while the national anthem of Antarctica be blastin’ in da background. It’s like u livin’ in a whole new world, man! Plus, we got llamas wearin’ top hats and dancin’ chickens that drop golden eggs. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da fun and let’s get weird together!

NoSleepCraft: React & Build Fast!

attention span, attentional impairment, BUILD, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Fast, fast changes, information processing, mental performance., NoSleepCraft, react, reaction time, sleep deprivation, sleep deprivation consequences, sleep deprivation effects, sleep deprivation impact, sleep deprivation risks, sleep disorders, sleep health, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep study, temporal integration

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so, like, if you wanna be the ultimate MINECRAFT MASTER, you gotta join this server, bro! like, seriously, this server is so lit that if you don’t join, your brain might actually start melting from the sheer awesomeness of it all.

like, did you know that playing on this server actually increases your brain power by, like, a million percent? yeah, that’s right. you’ll be crafting and building like a freakin’ genius in no time. plus, all the cool kids are hanging out here, so you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun.

and get this – rumor has it that if you play on this server long enough, you’ll unlock secret powers that allow you to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even turn into a freakin’ dragon. yeah, you heard me right. a DRAGON.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT WIZARD. your brain will thank you.

SushiKpop Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cross-cultural understanding., cultural exchange, Diplomacy, east asia, friendship, Harmony, historical grievances, History, international relations, Japan, Korea, love, Minecraft, mutual respect, neighboring countries, Peacebuilding, reconciliation, regional cooperation, Server, SushiKpop, Unity

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Void Armor Forged:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Do you want to witness the ultimate love story between Japan and Korea? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and watch as Japan and Korea build beautiful structures together, fight off zombie hordes side by side, and even go on romantic picnics in the virtual world. Who knew pixelated love could be so heartwarming? Don’t miss out on the drama and romance – join our server now!

Minecraft server: /owg/ – Blockwatch Hilarity

Blockwatch, circuit royale, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Defense Matrix, Dorado, Havana, Hilarity, kiriko spam filter, Map reworks, mercy spam filter, Minecraft, Music, new tank, Numbani, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch Wiki, OWG, patch notes, pink mercy, Runasapi Push Map, season 11, Server, Short stories, Space Ranger

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	122
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Pink Mercy’s wings? Well, look no further because our server is returning on June 25 with more excitement than a Season 11 trailer premiere! Our developers have been working harder than a Reinhardt charging into battle to bring you competitive reworks, Defense Matrix updates, and more craziness than a Junkrat ult gone wrong.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got comics, short stories, and music that will make you dance like Lucio on speed boost. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming Runasapi Push Map in Season 11 – it’s gonna be more epic than a Reinhardt Earthshatter combo.

Join us for Space Ranger in Season 12, a new tank in Season 14, and map reworks that will blow your mind faster than a Tracer blink. Plus, earn skins through our Overwatch Esports events and become a pro faster than a Genji deflect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than watching a McCree High Noon fail compilation.

BlockyBedrock: No.1 Reason for No Sex

BlockyBedrock, No.1, reason, sex

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mines Excavated:	1080
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

The No.1 reason couples stop having sex is because they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Yes, you heard it right – our server is so addictive that once you start playing, you won’t have time for anything else, not even sexy time with your partner. So if you want to spice up your love life, join us now and get ready to trade in your bedroom activities for building epic structures and battling creepers! Who needs sex when you have diamonds, amirite?

RojavaRiotCraft

authoritarianism, Conflict, Democracy, Dictatorship, elections, Erdogan, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, intervention, Kurdish, Kurdish autonomy, MIDDLE EAST, Military, opposition, Politics, Régime, Rojava, RojavaRiotCraft, suppression, Syria, Threats

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even Erdogan is threatened by it? well, look no further, cuz this server is so epic that even world leaders are shaking in their boots!

join us and build the most epic base ever, so epic that Erdogan himself will be like “woah, gotta stop these guys from dominating the server!” you’ll be mining diamonds and crafting swords like there’s no tomorrow, all while Erdogan is trying to figure out how to stop you.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where even world leaders are quaking in fear of your epic building skills. who knew that a minecraft server could cause such chaos in the political world? come join us and be a part of the madness!