We don’t discriminate against incels here, in fact, we encourage you to embrace your incel status and build the ultimate fortress to keep the women out (unless they’re hot, then we’ll make an exception).
So come on down to our server where the only thing uglier than your Minecraft character is your personality!
Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!
Our players have reported a 200% increase in success with virtual women, all thanks to their natural attractiveness. Ugly manlets need not apply, because on our server, only the most beautiful players reign supreme.
Join us now and experience a world where looks are everything and hard work is for losers. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got good genes? Come join the genetically superior players on our server and see why being tall and handsome is the key to success in Minecraft!
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Want to be a pink unicorn with rainbow wings? Go for it! Want to build a giant castle made entirely of cheese? No problem!
Escape from the struggles of real life and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and say goodbye to feeling like a social outcast or ugly! Let your creativity run wild and have a blast with other players who are just as quirky and fun as you are. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to be whoever you want to be in a world where the only limit is your imagination!
Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a Diamond Chicken?!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
1. Our spawn point is a giant toilet that flushes you into the world – talk about a crappy start!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, trust me.
3. Our custom mobs include flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie chickens that drop fried chicken legs – it’s a poultrygeist nightmare!
4. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu and wielding a carrot sword? You can do that here!
5. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, trolls, and treasure chests that explode confetti – good luck trying to survive that madness!
So what are you waiting for? Join Hässlicher Ziggo Ausgabe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen – they’ve got some serious twerking skills!
the crown prince of saudi arabia is like the boss of the server and he’s all like “no recognition for israel until we have a palestinian state, yo!” and everyone’s like “yeah, we gotta make peace in minecraft first before we can do it in real life, bro.”
join this server for the most epic diplomatic minecraft battles and crazy alliances you’ll ever see. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the map that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate ruler of the server.
come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s make peace through minecraft!
Yup, you heard me right. If you start feeling dizzy while playing on our server, you’re actually over 60% more likely to fall into some crazy adventure in the future. Forget about boring old regular falls, we’re talking about falling into hidden dungeons, falling into treasure troves, falling into epic battles with dragons and creepers.
And get this, even if you think there might be other factors contributing to your risk of falling, like maybe you ate too many virtual carrots or stayed up too late mining for diamonds, it doesn’t matter. On our server, dizziness is the key to unlocking a whole new world of excitement and danger.
So come join us on the most thrilling Minecraft server out there, where dizziness isn’t just a side effect, it’s a ticket to the ride of your pixelated life!
Lots of fun to be had! Smp, EarthSMP, Pixelmon, and more games coming soon! Minecraft Java 1.16.5 and other mods.
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Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!
We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!
What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!
↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]
mc.apsmp.com
| Server Type | Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed) |
|---|---|
| Server IP | moonbat.ddns.net |
| Server Version | 1.21.1 |
A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.
A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.
A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!
Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!
With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?
You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.
But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.
So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.
Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.
So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!
