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ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	4460	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6034
Zombie Dances:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4880	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Towns Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	2605
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Votes:	7486
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	91	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove