🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8882 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Magic Items Found: | 6525 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).
So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.