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CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!

Architecture, azerbaijan, Azerbaijanis, baku, caspiansea, Caucasus, CraftyCaucasus, cuisine, culture, Dance, Exploration, History, Hospitality, landscapes, Language, Minecrafters, Mountains, Music, people, silkroad, tourism, Traditions, travel, unite

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you’re a fan of Azerbaijan! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, if you build a house shaped like a teapot, a magical genie will appear and grant you three wishes! And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rarest pixelated flamingos that drop enchanted feathers when you defeat them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wonders of Azerbaijan in Minecraft!

Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server

#announcement, #debutsream, #fanname, #KoboKanaeru, #localslutty, #RainShaman, #youtube, AeruSeni, Bratty, cover, Crafty, FANART, Karaoke, Kobocast, Kobokerz, Kobos, Livestream, lolz, meme, originalsong, Server, streaming, Sunshine, twitter

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure with Kobo Kanaeru, the local slutty bratty little Rain Shaman? Join us and let Kobo be your sun to shine your day, ehe~ ;D

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find karaoke nights like you’ve never seen before. Sing your heart out with Kobo and the gang as you belt out your favorite tunes in the virtual world.

And don’t forget about our original songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat. Kobo Kanaeru is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a whole experience that you won’t want to miss.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the Kobokerz fan club. Who knows, you might even become a meme with our legendary Kobobrok moments. Trust us, this server is like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Pixelated Quests: The Minecraft JRPG Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Character development, console, Dragon Quest, Exploration, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, Gaming, japanese, Jrpg, leveling up, Minecraft, Persona, pixelated, Quests, role playing, Server, Story-Driven, strategy, turn based combat, video game, xenoblade

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Animals Bred:	142	Players Killed by Monsters:	9279
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a jrpg world! Imagine fighting off creeper dragons and skeleton knights while completing quests for quirky NPCs like a talking cow who gives you magical cheese for rewards.

Join our server and experience epic battles against bosses like the dreaded Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. And don’t forget about our custom enchants like the “Dabbing Diamond Sword” that makes your enemies cringe in defeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a humorous adventure that will have you laughing and facepalming at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

404 House Not Found

14k first year, 1750/month, 1k for municipal utilities, 2 car garage, 2000 square foot, 20k, 3.5% increase, 32k a year, 3k equity, 3k saved, 400K, 41k total, 4k for maintenance, 4k opportunity cost, back yard, buy a house, deduct 28k, equity building, financial investment, homeownership, House, pay 2.7k a month, Profitable, real estate, rentoids

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Farms Harvested:	444	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg logo, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, handbrake, helpful links, Noobs, obsproject, Previous thread, Pros, steam games, VG, webm, WebMConverter

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	266
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	1359	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted loot and guarded by a dragon! But fear not, for our player defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Builder’s Guild, where players can showcase their building skills and compete in building challenges to win epic prizes like a unicorn mount or a rainbow sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible!

Crafty Suicide Squad Server

coping mechanisms, Crafty, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, despairing, emotional pain, gun, hopelessness, Life, mental health, mental illness, Problems, resilience, seeking help, self harm, Server, squad, Struggle, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, exploring mysterious caves, and battling fierce mobs with your friends!

Forget about wanting to shoot yourself, on our server, you can shoot arrows at creepers instead! Who needs a gun when you have a trusty bow and arrow?

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together! Who knows, you might even find a diamond sword that will make all your problems disappear… in the game, of course!

MagicalMinecraftMadness

coming back, fad, genre, isekai, Magical Girls, MagicalMinecraftMadness, Mahou Shoujo, plays by the books, Popularity, Precure, produce, recent years, resurgence, solid show, Studios, Thoughts, Twist, twist on the genre, Unique, Wonderful

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7291

Welcome to our magical girl themed Minecraft server, where the only twist is how many sparkles we can fit into one pixel! Forget about isekai, it’s all about transforming into your fabulous magical self and battling evil with the power of friendship and rainbows.

Join us for a magical adventure where you can ride on flying unicorns, cast spells with your enchanted wands, and defeat monsters with your kawaii powers. Who needs a solid plot when you have magical girls twirling around in cute outfits?

So come on and join us, because in this server, every day is a magical girl extravaganza! Who needs a unique twist when you can just be fabulous?

DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

body image, Confidence, DickCraft, Edition, erect dick, erect measurement, flaccid measurement, HARD, hard dick, Intimate relationships, limp dick, male anatomy, Masculinity, penis size, physical attributes, satisfied partners, self esteem, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, small size, Soft, soft dick

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition

Access, affordability, argentina, college, Crafty, CRAZE, Cut, economics, Edition, education, fees, free, funding, Government, higher education, milei, opportunity, policy, Private, Public, student debt, tuition, undergraduate, University

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Votes:	7133	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where Argentina still has free undergraduate university and Milei is just a distant memory!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and laughter as you build your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own utopia in our pixelated world?

Forget about Milei and his budget cuts, on our server, education is free and the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and build your dreams in a world where anything is possible!

Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL

#consistencyiskey, #neverstoptrying, #persistencepays, #selfbelief, #youcandoit, believeinyourself, Crafty, dailyreminder, Dedication, determined, dontgiveup, encouragement, keepgoing, keeptrying, lol, memes, motivation, nevergiveup, patience, PERSISTENT, positivity, staystrong, successmindset

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days – no more digging for hours just to find a few measly diamonds! 3. Our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. 4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. 5. The owner of the server is actually a pirate captain who will lead you on epic treasure hunts across the vast Minecraft seas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!