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I’m Having A Blast Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1078	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane adventures, like when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched us into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions handy)!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where we dress up as clowns and fight each other with fish as weapons. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where we dance the night away to Creeper-themed remixes of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to be as ridiculous and chaotic as possible? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage players to annoy each other in the most outrageous ways possible!

From building giant statues of themselves in front of other players’ houses to setting off TNT in the middle of someone’s carefully crafted village, there’s no limit to the shenanigans you can get up to on our server. And the best part? We have a special “Annoyance Points” system where you earn points for every prank you pull off successfully, with the ultimate goal of becoming the most annoying player on the server.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go, join us on our Minecraft SMP and show the world just how annoying you can be!

DreamCarCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	279
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Remember that dream car you had as a kid? Well, forget about it because on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying pink unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the craziest vehicles you can imagine, from rocket-powered minecarts to rainbow-colored helicopters. And the best part? You can race against other players in epic car battles that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that boring old dream car.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Diamond Chicken!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly pigs who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? One minute you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken! It’s all in good fun though, and the ghostly pigs are always up for a laugh.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a dream car when you can have a flying pink unicorn car, a Diamond Chicken, and ghostly pigs as your companions? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Putin’s Warning

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dimension Hops:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!

VovchanskVillagers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	9111	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian soldiers running around like chickens with their heads cut off! they were captured during a top secret operation to recapture a plant, but now they’re just trying to survive in our crazy world. watch out for them as they try to build their own little army and take over the server! join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of russian vodka. just don’t let them catch you or you might end up in their army too!

Bread Winners Lose Most

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dimension Hops:	11

join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4407	New Chunks Explored:	286256
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	63
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Enchantments Applied:	104
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Starbound Minecraft Server

Join our community 🙂

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us!

Server Type	IP	Port	Version
Java Server	play.mcstarbound.us	N/A	1.21
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcstarbound.us	19132	1.21

The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

3. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.

Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2730
Villages Defended:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	New Chunks Explored:	784446
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.