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Minecraft SMP: BussyCraft

Bussy, BussyCraft, long tail tag, Minecraft, mmm, mmm bussy, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party and dance the night away. The creepers are trained to do backflips and the chickens can breakdance like pros. And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

But that’s not all – we have a special event every week where players have to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying pigs. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a giant floating island in the sky? Yeah, we don’t mess around with boring old ground-level gameplay.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen. And I do mean anything.

FiancésGoneWild Minecraft Server

AITAH, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family living arrangements, Family Support, fiancé’s family, FiancésGoneWild, house guests, kicking out, Minecraft, overstepping boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, relationship strain, Server, setting boundaries, special needs, therapy session, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of unwanted houseguests rearranging your furniture and going through your closet? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with no nosy in-laws allowed!

We promise no one will open your virtual mail or try to cancel your virtual therapy sessions for your virtual special needs child. Plus, if things get out of hand, you can just kick them out with the click of a button – no need to deal with any real-life drama!

So come join us and build your dream Minecraft world without any interfering in-laws. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

GFsHalfMarathonDrama

advice, athletic goals, Barre classes, Basketball, Cardio, Commitment, Communication, elite running club, encouragement, FITNESS, GFsHalfMarathonDrama, half-marathon, Injury prevention, Jogging, motivation, peak performance, Physical fitness, relationship, Running, Support, Training

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5204	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring excuses to avoid events? Join our Minecraft server and run a virtual half-marathon instead! Our server is so epic, your girlfriend will sign up just to avoid missing out on the action. Plus, our 12-week running program will have you sprinting through blocks like a pro!

We have a resident elite runner (28M) who has finished 5th overall in a 10k race and 12th in his category for a half-marathon. He knows his stuff and will guide you through the virtual race course with expert advice. And don’t worry about getting tired from two workouts a day – our server is so exhilarating, you’ll be running and building in no time!

So ditch the excuses and join our Minecraft server for the wildest half-marathon experience of your life. Who needs real-life races when you can conquer the virtual world with us? Let’s race to the finish line together, one block at a time!

CompliMentor SMP

Admiration, appealing, Captivating, charming, Compliment, complimentary, CompliMentor, Creative, delightful, encouraging, Engaging, flattering, flattery, INTERESTING, Intriguing, original, positive feedback, praise, smp, thoughtful, Unique, Uplifting

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8071	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	179
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Votes:	7681

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event where players compete in explosive challenges such as “Spleefing with TNT” and “Blowing up the Admin’s House”.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

EarGasmTunes

audio pleasure, auditory delight, blissful tunes, eargasm, EarGasmTunes, euphoric melodies, favorite song, feel-good music, harmonious tunes, melodic vibes, Music, music appreciation, music lovers, music therapy, musical bliss, musical ecstasy, musical euphoria, relaxing tunes, soothing sounds, soulful melodies

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your ears off? Well, look no further because our server will give you the ultimate eargasm with our custom soundtrack featuring only the most epic tunes that will make your blocky world come alive! Join us and experience a musical journey like no other as you mine, build, and battle to the beat of your favorite songs. Who needs Spotify when you have our server? Join now and let the music take you to new heights in Minecraft!

CraftyCrashF16Fun

(PILOT), accident, air force commander, aircraft, Aviation, consequences, CraftyCrashF16Fun, crash, Defense, dismissal, f-16, Fatal, Fires, investigation, leadership, Military, national security, president, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	New Chunks Explored:	16632
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4712
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
New Chunks Explored:	418876	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

Preferred name:
Minecraft name:
Discord name:
Age:
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Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	313	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5003	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!