U17 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lost 300 Bongs Minecraft SMP U-17 World

“Youth, betting loss, bongs, Championship, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, emotional, FINAL, gambling, Lost, Minecraft, smp, Soccer, soccer tournament, sports, Sports betting, tfw, U-17, U17, under-17, wager, world, World Cup

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	183
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Votes:	4613
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

So, you’re probably wondering why you should join our Minecraft SMP, right? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground village filled with talking cows who only spoke in puns. They were so entertained by the moo-tastic jokes that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and marshmallows!

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a weekly talent show where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure? Last week, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed! It was both impressive and slightly disturbing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you entertained for hours on end and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the craziness begin!

Terrashift – Vanillla SMP

120server, 120smp, 120vanilla, active members, AFK display, Armor statues, Bluemap, builder-friendly, collaboration, Community, community cities, cozy hut, Datapacks, hermitcraft, home teleports, Mob Heads, No Griefing, No hacking, No pvp, no rudeness, No Stealing, player head drops, Public farms, PvE, Redstone, redstone contraptions, server changes, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Server: terrashift.net

Server map: https://map.terrashift.net

Who are we?Terrashift is a whitelisted vanilla SMP 1.20.1 server with a focus on collaboration and building a community.

If you are interested in starting fresh and would like play/build on a server similar to Hermitcraft with a focus on building a community feel free to apply with the form listed at the end of the post. We will get back to you as soon as possible.

Details:If you feel like building and collaborating on giant redstone contraptions or just want to build a cozy hut somewhere and relax we got you covered. We are very builder-friendly and while it’s still a fresh new world there are great community cities and massive public farms in the works.

Server rules are rather simple. Terrashift is a place where we’d like everyone to feel welcome and have fun, so in general rules follow the same principles:

– no griefing– no stealing– no pvp without consent from all parties– no rudeness towards fellow members– no “hacking” like x-ray/fly/general mods that give unfair advantages or abilities not possible in vanilla.

We currently have ~20 active members and are looking for people who share the same goals.

All server changes/additions/removals are voted on by all members to make sure everyone has a say on the server direction as it develops in Discord.

Currently while we try to keep gameplay as vanilla as possible server is running several datapacks:

– home teleports– player head drops– more mob heads– afk display– armor statues– fast leaf decay– wandering trades

All of the changes related to datapacks are decided by voting so the list can change over time.

How to apply:To apply , you can fill out the form at this link: Apply. We will reach out to you as soon as possible afterwards.

terrashift.net

Crafty Contractors

capacity, Contractors, Country, Crafty, fascist, government contracting, government services, Ideology, Israel, Jobs, nationalism, outsourcing, Politics, privatization, public sector, Religion, rightwingers, settler ideology, US government, White Man, zionist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchantments Applied:	278	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality more than the US government’s hiring practices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the craziest conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

Join us and experience a world where the US government is run by Minecraft contractors who are more concerned with building pixelated structures than serving their country. Who needs patriotism when you can build a giant blocky statue of yourself instead?

And forget about pushing settler ideology, on our server, the only thing we’re pushing is the boundaries of what you thought was possible in Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where Israel is the real white man’s religion…or maybe not, because let’s be real, that’s just ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and chaos, join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why the US government turned all its jobs into contractors…or you might just build a really cool castle. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

Crafty Cossacks: Slava Ukraine Edition

anti-Ukraine sentiment, BIAS, boxing, boxing industry, controversy, Cossacks, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Edition, fealty, Jew influence, JEWKRAINE, Manipulation, media control, MUH SLAVA UKRAINI, political agenda, pozzed, Propaganda, public opinion, show support, slava, support for Ukraine, Tyson, Ukraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our gameplay is the conspiracy theories we come up with! Join us for a chance to fight off zombies, build epic structures, and uncover the truth about the secret society of boxing enthusiasts who are secretly controlling the world from Ukraine.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman boxing abilities and be able to knock out creepers with a single punch. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious jokes and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything is possible.

Anarchycrafts

Anarchy, borders, fair, HARD, Land Claim, Minecraft, no staff, no-tp, Nocheat, Nohacks, Plugins, Protection, Semianarchy, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Version 1.20.4

Semi-anarchy server. Minimum amount of plugins to keep things fair. No-tp, protection, land claim, borders. Just hard survival. No staff.

anarchycrafts.com

CraftyCritters

Armor Set Search, CraftyCritters, databases, Decorations database, emulation, FAQ, General Info, Hunter Connect, Iceborne, Item database, Kiranico, MH Frontier, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, modding, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, Pingsdex, Ryozo interview, set up, Steam Deck, Steam page, Sunbreak, Where does /vg/ play

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with monsters, hunters, and epic battles!

Ever wanted to ride a Rathalos into battle while wearing a suit made of Kirin horns? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our armor set search feature will help you find the perfect gear to make you the ultimate monster-slaying machine.

But wait, there’s more! Our monster weakness database will give you the upper hand in combat, allowing you to take down even the toughest foes with ease. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our decorations database to bling out your gear like never before?

Join now and embark on a journey like no other in a Minecraft server that will leave you ROFLing all day long! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you in our world of Monster Hunter mayhem!

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘BTC pumps 5%’ and creepers explode with laughter!

alts dump, Alts pump, blocky, btc, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, CREEPERS, cryptocurrency, Emotional rollercoaster, explode, fear of missing out, financial stress, FOMO, hodl, Investment, Laughter, market fluctuations, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, McBlockface, panic selling, PUMPS, rollercoaster emotions, rollercoaster ride, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Animals Bred:	71	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Emeralds Found:	6090	Mines Excavated:	4157
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of the crypto rollercoaster ride? Well, hop on our Minecraft server where the only thing dumping is your enemies into lava pits! Our server is so stable, even BTC can’t bring us down. Join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and trolling your friends. Who needs altcoins when you can have diamonds? Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Trust us, it’s a better investment than any crypto out there!

VirginLoserBullyFem

arousal, bully, control, degradation, dirty talk, Domination, FANTASY, femanon, fetish, Humiliation, jerk off, kink, Loser, power play, Roleplay, sexual tension, submissive, taboo, Tease, Virgin, VirginLoserBullyFem

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where a mysterious femanon will bully and tease you for being a virgin loser while you jerk off!

Join us for the ultimate humiliation experience as you try to survive in a world where your self-esteem is constantly being crushed by a merciless stranger. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored again! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be roasted like never before!

Purrfectly Uncertain Craft

alive and dead, Copenhagen interpretation, Craft, experimental design, Observation, Paradox, philosophical implications, PHYSICS., Purrfectly, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, Scientific theory, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, Uncertain, uncertainty, wave function collapse, wave-particle duality

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Schrödinger’s cat can’t resist playing! This server is so mind-bendingly fun, even quantum physics can’t explain it. Join us for a wild ride through alternate dimensions and crazy adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned off Schrödinger’s cat. That’s right, they single-handedly caused a paradox in the universe just by playing Minecraft. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden deep within our world – it’s said to grant wishes to those who find it.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to keep an eye on Schrödinger’s cat – we don’t want any more paradoxes on our hands!

TwitchWorld – RP server Minecraft server

5orka, Adventure, borderless, Buster, freedom, friendship, gaming experience, legend, minecraft server, mrbeast, Possibilities, Reliable servers, role-playing game, rp server, Stability, Story, Streamers, TwitchWorld

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	1544	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Welcome to TwitchWorld, a unique world where every step is an exciting adventure! ?

Here you don’t just play – you become part of something bigger. Immerse yourself in a role-playing game where every choice matters.

Features of our TwitchWorld server:

Streamers: Our streamers not only entertain, but also protect! Buy streamers like MrBeast, Buster, 5orka and many others, and let them bravely fight mobs on your side.

No privates: Discover freedom! Our world is borderless – build, explore and interact without limits.

Stability: Enjoy uninterrupted gaming thanks to our reliable servers that provide a smooth and stable gaming experience.

TwitchWorld is waiting for you! Join us and become part of the legend. Your story begins here… ✨

Adventure, friendship, and endless possibilities – you’ll find it all and more at TwitchWorld. Come in and see for yourself!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Achievements, Advancements, blocktopia, breakthroughs, Competition, Future, innovation, Limits, Minecraft, Possibilities, Potential, predictions, progress, REALISTICALLY, Server, surpass, surpassability, Surpassing, surpassing boundaries, surpassing expectations, surpassing limits, Technology, Ultimate

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that legends say even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then join us today!

Who needs reality when you can join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!