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NeedCraft SMP: Essentials Only

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” and “Parkour Race on Fire.”

Oh, and did I mention the rare diamond-encrusted llamas that roam the server? Yeah, you heard me right. These llamas drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

DreamVaultMC

dream analysis, dream archive, dream community, dream database, dream experiences, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream privacy, dream psychology, dream research, dream sharing, dream technology, dream therapy, DreamVaultMC, ethical dream sharing, lucid dreaming, sharing dreams, Subconscious Exploration, virtual reality dreams

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only dreams you experience are the ones you have while sleeping? Well, look no further because on our server, we have created a “dream archive” where you can upload all your wildest dreams for others to experience!

Imagine building a giant castle made entirely of cheese, riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, or battling a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why join? Because where else can you turn your craziest dreams into a reality for others to enjoy? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of wacky dreams their fellow players are having? Don’t miss out on the dream-sharing fun – join our server today!

WarCraftWithBFFs

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, Israel-US relations, Middle East conflict, Military, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, US support, War, WarCraftWithBFFs

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RESUME WAR IF NECESSARY WITH THE SUPPORT OF OUR ALLIES (AKA THE CHICKENS AND PIGS). PM NETANYAHU WILL BE LEADING THE CHARGE, ARMED WITH A DIAMOND SWORD AND A BUCKET OF LAVA. WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, INSANE BUILDING COMPETITIONS, AND SECRET TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE (AND CREEPERS). SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND LET’S GO TO WAR…IN MINECRAFT!

The Banana

Adventurer, banana, Biomes, Builder, city, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Goods, home, landscapes, Mods, Neighborhoods, Players, Rewards, Season, Server, shadows, smp, trader.., welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	290
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3549
Votes:	6981	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Banana SMP: Season Three

Description
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can:

About Banana City

Features
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths
Neighborhoods for every playstyle:
Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators
Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community
Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven

Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits

With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP is ready to welcome you home.

Check out our Modpack Here and see our Modlist Join our Discord Server Here to get WHITELISTED

Ethereal Lands 1.20.4

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	4435
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5340	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First off, the coordinates are 40.412850,-80.901974, which is like the secret code to unlocking the ultimate treasure chest of awesomeness.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. And guess what? They’ll lead you to a hidden underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! The server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the shadow realm faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

ExWifetoNewBae

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, co parenting, Communication, Cups, custody, DATING, Disrespect, ex wife, ExWifetoNewBae, hair products, hair tools, household items, moving in together, new girlfriend, sharing items, stepchildren

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict policy against cup thieves! Join us if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s ex stealing your precious Stanley cups and flaunting them at sporting events. Our server is the perfect place to escape the cup-stealing drama and build your own cup empire without any interference from sneaky exes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret cup dungeon hidden somewhere in the server, filled with legendary cups of unimaginable power. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind the cup conspiracy? Join now and embark on the wildest cup adventure of your Minecraft life!

PrivilegeDenier in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	949

OMG guys, like have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, you gotta join because we have the rarest diamonds and the biggest creepers you’ve ever seen. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted gear and golden apples. It’s like a treasure trove, but like, way cooler.

But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free pass to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. And like, every full moon, we have this massive dance party with the Endermen. They may be scary, but they sure know how to bust a move.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King. He’s like, this giant chicken who rules over all the other chickens in the land. If you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be crowned the Chicken Champion and gain access to the most exclusive chicken coop in all of Minecraft.

So like, if you wanna join the wildest, craziest, most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up and join the madness. It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

CraftySecrets

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Items Found:	7887
Dragon Eggs Found:	4861	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Join our Minecraft server and uncover secrets that will make snooping in your friend’s house seem like child’s play! Explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, uncover ancient civilizations, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs to snoop in real life when you can uncover the juiciest secrets in our virtual world? Join now and start your adventure of a lifetime!

HaitianJustice Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can bury ur enemies like journalists in haiti demand justice for their fallen comrades. u can build ur own gang and take over the server with ur epic pvp skills. we have crazy events like gang wars and treasure hunts where u can show off ur mad skills. join now and be a part of the most chaotic and fun minecraft server ever created. let’s bury the competition and rise to the top together!

ResistCraft: GazaGamerz

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5080	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	264
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, just like Hezbollah chief sayin’ Israel-Hamas truce proves ‘persistence of resistance’ like we got that same vibe, ya know? join us and be part of the epic resistance against boring servers! we got crazy builds, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). plus, our community is lit af, we’re like a big ol’ family that loves to have a good time. so come on, join us and show your persistence of resistance in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!