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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2204 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
So, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.
