New Minecraft Servers 2025

two weekends Minecraft Servers

two weekends Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 2708
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Star Shards Collected: 126
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to J’lor Edition, the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter in your entire blocky life! Join us now for a WAR WITHIN that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mining and crafting.

    Watch our mind-blowing trailer that will leave you on the edge of your seat: THE WAR WITHIN TRAILER

    But wait, there’s more! Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s ready to shake up your world like never before. Get ready for the incoming PLUNDERSTORM that will have you trembling in your diamond boots: Patch 10.2.6

    Feeling nostalgic? Relive the glory days of Pandaria with our epic remix that will transport you back to a time when creepers were the least of your worries: Remix: Pandaria

    And that’s not all! Our S4 Dungeon changes will have you sweating like a pig in the Nether. Get ready for harder challenges, no affixes, and no timer – it’s a dungeon squish like you’ve never seen before: S4 Dungeon changes

    Looking to trade some epic loot? Our April Trading Post has everything you need to gear up for the PLUNDERSTORM and show off your spring finery like the blocky fashionista you truly are: April Trading Post

    Don’t miss out on all the GENERAL RESOURCES that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Visit wow-petopia.com, murlok.io, raider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and of course, wowhead.com for all your blocky needs.

    Join us now and be a part of something truly legendary. Old players will tell you, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s 474041703!

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  • Minecraft Melons Madness

    Minecraft Melons Madness
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 6882
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8887 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

    Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

    So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

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  • Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

    Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 5743
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Towns Built: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Zombie Dances: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).

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  • CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found

    CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7991
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Potions Brewed: 106 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of ANGRY LLAMAS who only spoke in riddles!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden village where the villagers throw RAGING PARTIES every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a crafting table!

    So come join us on our WILD Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 8881
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the quest for academic research on video games takes a hilarious turn! Forget boring old sources like GDC and GameStudies.org, join us for a wild ride through the world of DiGRA!

    Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about video games. Who needs self-determination theory when you can have a blast with us?

    Join now and uncover the mysteries of DiGRA, where “papers” are just junior high school essays in disguise. Dive deep into the world of gamegate and discover the WACKIEST research you’ve ever seen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs legitimate research when you can have a laugh with us?

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 4683
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Villages Defended: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Animals Bred: 196

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Hezbollah chads are constantly BTFO’ing kikes! If you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting happens, then you’ve come to the right place.

    Join us for epic battles where Hezbollah chads use their mad skills to take down kikes left and right. Witness the insane strategies and mind-blowing teamwork as they dominate the battlefield.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons and armor that will give you the edge in combat. Want to ride into battle on a giant flying pig? We’ve got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unpredictable and outrageous adventures that await you.

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  • Chickens vs. Creepers: A Minecraft Mystery

    Chickens vs. Creepers: A Minecraft Mystery
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 4608
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting griefed by girls on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where girls are banned for being mean! We’ve got a strict no mean girls policy that will ensure your gaming experience is drama-free and full of fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes! Join now and hunt down this majestic beast for riches beyond your wildest dreams!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground Disco Party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks! Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the magic, mystery, and mayhem that await you? Join today and let the adventure begin!

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  • InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

    InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 2034
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3847 Dragon Eggs Found: 6069
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!

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  • Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs

    Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 6759
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 448 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

    Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

    Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

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  • NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers Become Blocky Ninjas

    NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers Become Blocky Ninjas
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 7320
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4391 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Emeralds Found: 3741
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of VTubers from Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly known as /luxnoc/!

    Join us and build with Luxiem, who is known for constructing the most epic and extravagant buildings you’ve ever seen! Or team up with Noctyx and explore the darkest corners of the Minecraft world, uncovering secrets and treasures along the way.

    But wait, there’s more! ILUNA will guide you through the most challenging quests and adventures, while XSOLEIL will light up your world with their creativity and energy.

    Feeling rebellious? Join forces with Krisis and cause chaos wherever you go, or follow Claude on his wild escapades that will leave you laughing for days!

    And don’t forget to check out our Fic Archive for some epic fanfiction written by our talented community members. Trust us, you won’t be able to put your pickaxe down!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you!

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