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ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Farms Harvested:	211
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Void Gems Collected:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Animals Bred:	107	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Votes:	3978
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!