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Minecraft SMP: Mia Monday – Two Mouthfuls of Parasaur Pussy Edition

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the legendary Snoot Mods that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to hug a gator? Well, now you can in our server! Dive into the world of “I Wani Hug That Gator” and experience the thrill of gator hugging like never before.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole archive of fics and art that will make your head spin. From Snootboorus to AI chatbots, we’ve got it all.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover what it’s called when you…uh, well, you know. Just come join us, okay? 😂🐊🎮

JOOOMP Minecraft SMP – CFB General Edition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! We’ve got more intense battles than Texas v. Michigan, more crazy builds than Colorado v. Nebraska, and more surprises than South Florida v. Alabama!

Join us and experience the thrill of Arkansas taking on #16 Oklahoma State in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Or witness Baylor facing off against #11 Utah in a battle that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft PvP.

But wait, there’s more! How about Brigham Young going head to head with Southern Methodist in a clash of titans that will have you laughing, crying, and maybe even rage quitting (but hopefully not)?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun of our Minecraft SMP server. Join now and be part of the madness! Trust us, it’s more exciting than a #14 Tennessee v. #24 NC State matchup in Charlotte.

MineCraftyMischief

BETRAYAL, childhood development, co-op, crunchy mom, crunchy mom group, education, essential oils, family conflict, family dynamics, Guilt, healthy living, homeschooling, MineCraftyMischief, parenting, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, public school, public school vs homeschooling, stay at home mom, Twins, unschooling

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of parenting styles, even the crunchy ones! Join us if you want to escape the “toxic” mainstream servers and experience a world where essential oils are the currency and cloth diapers are the armor of choice.

Our server is perfect for homeschooling parents who want to give their kids a truly unique education. Forget about boring old textbooks, here we learn about survival skills by fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

We have a special co-op for crunchy moms where they can exchange unschooling philosophies and plan random activities for their Minecraft kids. Who needs a consistent schedule when you can just follow the sun and moon cycles in-game?

Join us and experience the thrill of going behind your partner’s back to enroll your Minecraft kids in public school. Will you be the hero who saves them from falling behind, or the villain who ruins their crunchy childhoods? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server full of crunchy moms and dads trying to navigate the ups and downs of parenting in the digital world?

RidicCraft SMP – What’s Normal Anyway?

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9720	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas, and start a chicken army to take over the server. We don’t believe in boring builds or following the rules – chaos is our middle name!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of evil llamas who demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection? Yeah, things can get pretty crazy around here.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for anything – including getting turned into a blocky chicken by the server admins. It’s all in good fun, right?

RespectCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

What’s something that instantly makes you respect someone? Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under a minute, players who can tame creepers and ride them into battle, and players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded. If you want to earn the respect of your fellow gamers, this is the place to do it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So come join us and show off your skills – you might just earn the ultimate respect of the Minecraft community!

SurrenderCraft: No Russians Allowed

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT MORE CHAOS THAN A RUSSIAN UKRAINIAN STANDOFF! OUR PLAYERS ARE KILLIN’ IT LIKE SURRENDERING UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS!

JOIN US FOR A CRAZY TIME WHERE ANYTHING GOES! BUILD A HOUSE, BLOW IT UP, MAKE FRIENDS, BETRAY THEM, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL THINK YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW!

What Minecraft servers are like YomNetwork ?

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Some similar Minecraft servers to YomNetwork include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is a popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of mini-games, including Bed Wars, Sky Wars, and more. With a large player base and constant updates, Hypixel offers a competitive and engaging experience for players.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex is another well-known Minecraft server with a variety of mini-games and game modes to choose from. From parkour challenges to PvP battles, Mineplex provides hours of entertainment for players of all skill levels.

3. The Hive – The Hive is a server that focuses on providing a fun and friendly environment for players to enjoy. With mini-games like Hide and Seek, Survival Games, and more, The Hive offers a laid-back and enjoyable experience for players looking to unwind and have a good time.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games offers a mix of classic and unique mini-games for players to enjoy. With game modes like Egg Wars, Lucky Islands, and more, CubeCraft Games caters to a wide range of preferences and playstyles.

5. SkyBlock – SkyBlock servers, such as SkyBlock.net, offer a different gameplay experience where players start on a small island and must survive and thrive in a limited space. With challenges to complete and resources to gather, SkyBlock servers provide a unique and rewarding experience for players who enjoy a survival-focused gameplay style.

These servers, along with YomNetwork , offer a range of immersive experiences and gameplay elements that draw in players looking for excitement and fun on Minecraft. Each server has its own unique features and community, so explore and find the one that best suits your preferences and playstyle.

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Mystic Meadows

Adventure, Boundless, Community, dynamic, Economy, Enchanting, immersive experience, Journey, landscapes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Mystic Meadows, opportunities, Players, PvE, self-hosted, self-managed, Server, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, world limit

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Welcome to Mystic Meadows – Your Ultimate Minecraft Towny Adventure!

Are you ready to embark on a magical journey in a thriving Minecraft community? Look no further! Join us at Mystic Meadows, where enchanting landscapes and boundless opportunities await. We’re a self-hosted and self-managed server, dedicated to providing a dynamic and immersive experience for all players. Note: There is no world limit, so the adventure truly knows no bounds!

mystic-meadows.playit.gg

V for Vulture Vanilla – Where Map Resets are for Amateurs! 1.21

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	6545
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3-month temp ban, permanent on second offense

Bean’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a fancy party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and turn it into glitter.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows in the most daring and adventurous players. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your rainbow llama, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

$50 is a lot of money Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Are you tired of spending $50 on boring things like groceries or bills? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, $50 is practically chump change! Join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So why waste your hard-earned cash on real life when you could be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and start living the high life for just $50!