Two beers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

Cancer, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment innovation, Cell, Cell Conversion, cell transformation, Colon, Colon Cancer Treatment, Conversion, Craft, cure, experimental therapy, groundbreaking technology, health science, medical breakthrough, Mice, new technology, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Oncology Advancement, Revert Cancer Cells, side effects, study, Tumor Reversion

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Votes:	8089	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	292
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, BELIEF, capitalism, celebration, Christ, Christian, Craft, FAITH, Festive, holiday, International, Jesus, joy, Land, love, Mankind, Merry Christmas, Peace, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6064	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Runes Activated:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

ancient architecture, Borobudur Temple, Buddhist, Buddhist architecture, Buddhist culture, Buddhist heritage., cultural landmarks, Explore, historical sites, Indonesia travel, Indonesian tourism, LARGEST, largest Buddhist temple, Minecraft, religious pilgrimage, religious tourism, smp, Southeast Asia, spiritual travel, Temple, temple tourism, tourismbux, travel destinations, world tourism, world wonders, YOGYAKARTA

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Animals Bred:	49
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7687	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	4637	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchantments Applied:	128	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1708	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	145	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!