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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5972 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.