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Mommy Kidnap Minecraft Server

Assistance, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, controversy, Crisis, Decision making, family, health, intervention, judgment, kidnap, KIDNAPPING, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, mom, Mommy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8788	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family drama.

On our server, you’ll find more chaos than a house full of unruly dogs (sorry, mom). Build your own virtual world while dodging family feuds and unexpected hospital visits. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual kidnapping accusations, family fights, and last-minute moves. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So, are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us today and brace yourself for the unexpected!

MomAuntSleepoverNoBye

anger, Boundaries, college dorm, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, dorm life, ENTITLEMENT, family, financial responsibility, Frustration, generational differences, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, lack of respect, MomAuntSleepoverNoBye, overnight guests, personal space, sleeping arrangements, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1008	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	111
Players Killed by Monsters:	9455	New Chunks Explored:	77802
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	8989	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand.

Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.

NoobAdmiringPro Minecraft SMP

amazing performances, awe-inspiring moments, awe-inspiring talents, breathtaking experiences, breathtaking performances, dazzling shows, exceptional artistry, extraordinary displays, extraordinary talents, impressive sights, impressive skills., incredible feats, jaw-dropping spectacles, mind blowing skills, Minecraft, NoobAdmiringPro, outstanding craftsmanship, phenomenal abilities, remarkable displays, remarkable talent, smp, stunning visuals, superb craftsmanship

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mines Excavated:	2600
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing impressive is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us if you want to witness players riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, or see a player build a working roller coaster made entirely out of cake.

We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with creepers busting out their best moves.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that is our SMP!

BlockBustersCraft

addiction counseling, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, behavior change, BlockBustersCraft, breaking habits, coping strategies, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming addiction, personal growth, porn addiction, quitting porn, recovery journey, seeking help, self improvement, self-control, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of spending all your time watching adult content and feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of shame and regret? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction as you dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through our server, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you realize that you haven’t thought about porn in hours. That’s the magic of our server – it’s so addictively entertaining that you won’t even have time to think about your old habits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to turn all your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want to banish your porn addiction to the shadow realm? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Trust us, your future self will thank you.

DroneCraft Server: Zelenskyy’s Tech Tie-Up

collaboration, defense capabilities, defense collaboration, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense partnership, defense technology, DroneCraft, electronic warfare systems, India, innovation, international relations, military cooperation, military equipment, Partnership, producing drones, Server, strategic alliance, Tech, technology transfer, tie-up, TieUp, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got Zelenskyy on board making drones and electronic warfare systems with India. like, imagine flying around on a drone in Minecraft, causing chaos and wrecking havoc. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where world leaders are teaming up to create epic stuff? join now before Zelenskyy and India take over the Minecraft world with their insane creations!

NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft

#intelligence gathering, bans phones, Cabinet meetings, communication restrictions, confidential discussions, confidential information, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, digital devices, electronic devices, espionage threat, government meetings, Information Security, national security, New Dutch leader, NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft, privacy protection, security measure, sensitive information, technology ban

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even the new Dutch leader is banning phones in Cabinet meetings to, like, dial back the espionage threat. like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a spy or something, then you might wanna stay away. just sayin’. #NoPhonesNoSpies #MinecraftMadness

Minecraft Towns: Where even the creepers pay property tax!

bonds, Claims, Community, CREEPERS, disruptive players, Drama, ender dragon, Events, fire spread, FRIENDSHIPS, Horse Stats, map art, Minecraft, mini game, multiplayer, Pay, player, Property, smp, Survival, Tax, town-building, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	50	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Server Name	Townscraft
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Focus	Town-building and community events
Features	Vanilla experience, tight-knit community, secure server

Overview

Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

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In-Depth

Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!

Q: What type of players are welcome on Townscraft?

A: All types of players are welcome, whether you are a Builder, Redstoner, PvP/Explorer, or even a new player looking for their footing. Everyone is welcome to play.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, Townscraft is a safe and secure server where your creations are protected. With robust backups and vigilant protection measures, you won’t have to worry about theft or griefing.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally have community-hosted events run by staff or by anyone willing where anyone can participate and have fun such as hide-and-seek, boat racing and gift exchanges.

AnimeLovers Minecraft Server

adorable, animated, animated couples, animated romance, anime couples, anime lovebirds, AnimeLovers, Beloved, cute moments, emotional, Favorite, fictional, Heartwarming, japanese animation, love, memorable, Minecraft, otp, relationships, romance, Romantic, Server, SWEET

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of searching for the perfect Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate love story between you and your blocky creations! Just like your favorite anime couples, you’ll find yourself coming back for more cutesy moments and heartwarming interactions with other players. Who needs real romance when you can have a virtual one with your Minecraft world? Join us and create your own love story today!

NokoNokoCraft SMP – The ShikaShenanigans

4chan, Anime, boards, browsing, Community, culture, discussion, Forums, geek, hobbies, interests, internet, koshitantan, Manga, Nerd, nokonoko, NokoNokoCraft, ONLINE, Otaku, shikanoko, ShikaShenanigans, smp, social media

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	1676
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Farms Harvested:	547
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” competition.

We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server, so you better join quick before it’s too late!

And rumor has it that Noko herself frequents our server, lurking in the shadows and causing mischief wherever she goes. So if you want to see what kind of chaos she would bring to a Minecraft world, come join us now!

WeddingCrashTeens

age bracket, aita, bride, children, cousins, Drinking, Event, exclusion, family, Invitation, Kids, Marriage, Niece, No Kids, plus one, resort, running around, teenagers, WeddingCrashTeens, Weddings

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all ages, even those who don’t drink? Look no further than our server, where kids are not only allowed but encouraged to join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate based on age or beverage preferences, because let’s be real – who needs alcohol when you have blocks to mine and creepers to battle?

Join us and escape the drama of family events where kids are excluded for not being old enough to drink. Our server is a safe haven for all, where everyone is welcome to build, explore, and create memories that will last a lifetime. Plus, we promise not to judge you for not having a plus one – after all, who needs a date when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side?

So come on over and join the craziest, most inclusive Minecraft server around. Who needs family drama when you have virtual worlds to conquer? Let’s build some epic structures and slay some virtual dragons together – because on our server, everyone is family.