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Born Too Late Minecraft Server

1970s, 70s fashion, Born, born too late, crime documentary, crime history, dark humor, dark past, Horror, Late, Minecraft, missed era, missed opportunity, murder spree, Nostalgia, psychological thriller, regret, serial killer, serial killer obsession, Server, Thriller, true crime, twisted nostalgia, vintage

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Emeralds Found:	1706
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine back to the 1970s, where serial killers roamed the streets in a bull run like no other! Join us for a killer time as you dodge psychopaths and try to survive in this crazy world. Who needs diamonds when you have adrenaline pumping through your veins? So come on, join us if you dare and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate thrill ride!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

Atlus, Beloved, blocky, Chronicles, controversy, developer, fanbase, Gaming, Gaming Community, hate, japanese games, Japanese RPGs., Jrpg, JRPG developer, long tail tags: ATLUS controversy, Minecraft, niche market, Persona series, Persona series fans, RPG, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei community, smp, video games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Votes:	7986	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ores Mined:	4067	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	145	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Potions Brewed:	77

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Ores Mined:	3990
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7874
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magic Items Found:	6684	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Votes:	2016
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Magic Items Found:	1186
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8125
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!