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StretchyPixelLove

acceptance, Apology, body goals, body image, body positivity, comfort, Communication, Conflict, diets, emotions, FITNESS, Girlfriend, Irritation, misunderstanding, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, Sexy, stretch marks, StretchyPixelLove, Support

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! The chicken statue became a landmark on our server, attracting players from all over who wanted to see this majestic poultry in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you may just catch a glimpse of this mythical creature.

So come on, join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stretch marks and arguments when you can have chicken statues and Diamond Unicorns? See you in the game!

Blocky Bro Banter

banter, blocky, Bro

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.

DownUnderSpyCraft

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Australia, Cyber Security, defence tech, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic relations, DownUnderSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage tactics, foreign affairs, foreign interference, Government, Indian spies, intelligence agencies, international relations, national security, politicians, SECURITY, Surveillance

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so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got, like, secret agents from australia and india, like, spying on each other. it’s, like, a whole spy vs spy situation, but in minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, bro. plus, we got, like, politicians and defense tech being targeted, it’s, like, a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be epic!

”EliteCraft Minecraft Server”

community impact, criminal behavior, EliteCraft, emotional trauma, gun control, Gun Violence, law enforcement, mass shooters, mass shootings, Media influence, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, public health crisis, Public Safety, Senseless Violence, Server, social responsibility, societal issues, societal values, Tragedy, Violence prevention

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret weapon against mass shooters – they never target our players because they know we’re too awesome to mess with! Plus, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

MineCraft Server: WarpSpeedCraft

Accelerate, ADVANCE, Boost, drive forward, Expedite, facilitate, fast track, gain momentum, hasten, Hurry, increase velocity, long tail tags: speed up, Minecraft, Prompt, propel, push ahead, quicken, rev up, Rush, Server, spur on, step on the gas, stimulate, WarpSpeedCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server will have you accelerating into a whole new level of fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs like they’re race cars, battling evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and diving into lava pools for a chance to win rare loot (don’t worry, we have fireproof armor).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and accelerate your Minecraft experience to the next level!

WifelessWonders Minecraft Server

aita, arranged marriage, car accident, emotional attachment, feeling control, Flame, huge asshole, insta story, labeling, late wife, Minecraft, moving on, mutual friend, not giving a fuck, online dating, parents’ opinion, Server, shock, trip to Thailand, twisting, WifelessWonders, wondering

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is optional and grief is quickly forgotten! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s arranged marriage.

Forget about emotional attachments and dive into a world where you can move on from your spouse’s demise faster than you can say “creeper”. Explore exotic locations like Thailand with your colleagues and post insta stories without fear of judgment from late relatives or friends.

Our server is perfect for those who value freedom and don’t let societal norms dictate their emotions. So come on in and show us your true colors, even if they’re labeled as “asshole” by others. Who knows, you might just find a new friend who understands your unique perspective. Join now and let the adventures begin!

Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

birthmark, BLACKJACK, Boyfriend, braces, concealment, cryptocurrency, Defending, Divorce, doesnt, English, foreigner, Invisalign, mom, moms, poker face, private school, public school, Responsible, savings, self-control, Tutor, Understanding

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

BuddyBucks Minecraft Server

Borrowing, BuddyBucks, ethical dilemma, financial assistance, financial decision-making, financial favors, financial responsibility, financial support, financial trust, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, Generosity, helping friends, lending money, loaning money, Minecraft, moral obligation, peer pressure, personal finance, Repayment, Server, trustworthiness

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about lending money to friends again! Our virtual economy is so booming, your friends will be begging YOU for diamonds instead of cash. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find its hidden coop. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your wild adventure today!

AutoTuneAnthem

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to life’s greatest mystery: What song do you think we all automatically know? Rumor has it that if you listen closely while mining for diamonds, you can hear the sweet melodies of this legendary tune echoing through the caves. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are all secretly pop music aficionados. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the universe while building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out on our server like never before!

CraftyConvictsMC

Conscientious objectors, consequences, Consequences of refusal, CraftyConvictsMC, criminal cases, draft dodging, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal, legal actions, legal consequences, Military, military duty, military service, national service, prosecution, Refusal to serve, russia, Russian law, Russian media

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Russian military can’t handle it? Well, look no further, cuz we got more than 10,000 criminal cases opened in Russia for refusal to serve in military – Russian media!

Join our server and dodge the draft like a pro while building epic castles and battling mobs with your squad. Who needs the military when you can be a Minecraft warrior, am I right?

So come on down and join the chaos! Just make sure to watch your back for any Russian military officials trying to drag you away from your epic gaming adventures. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8556
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

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StretchyPixelLove

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Blocky Bro Banter

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DownUnderSpyCraft

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MineCraft Server: WarpSpeedCraft

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WifelessWonders Minecraft Server

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Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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BuddyBucks Minecraft Server

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AutoTuneAnthem

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CraftyConvictsMC

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Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mines Excavated:	4096
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	185	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	4860
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
New Chunks Explored:	241312	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1583	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	1066	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1