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CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Crops Grown:	9556
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we have a strict no jerk policy! We even have a special dungeon just for players who can’t follow the rules – it’s called the “Jerk Jail” and it’s filled with nothing but pink sheep and endless loops of Justin Bieber songs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them isn’t for unlimited dirt blocks, because that’s just boring.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Cow, a mythical creature that produces bacon instead of milk. Legend has it that whoever captures the Bacon Cow will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, no jerks allowed.

NoAlcoholCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	578313

Are you tired of waking up in a creeper-infested forest with a hangover and no memory of how you got there? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those drunken nights of building wonky structures and falling into lava pits. Our server is 100% alcohol-free, so you can focus on crafting epic creations without any liquid courage (or liquid stupidity) getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself quit drinking and joined our server to work on his redstone skills. So if you want to build like a pro and avoid waking up in embarrassing situations, come join us!

SunHoleAwakensCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	199
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

yo, so like, dis server be lit af cuz we got black holes poppin’ off like fireworks, ya feel me? Astronomers be goin’ cray cray over dis shiz, sayin’ it be wakin’ up outta nowhere like it had a wild night out with the sun or somethin’.

join dis server if you wanna witness some outta dis world shenanigans, like black holes throwin’ parties and messin’ with gravity like it’s a toy. ain’t no other server gonna give you dat kind of intergalactic drama, fam.

so come on over and be part of da cosmic chaos, where black holes be the life of da party and the sun be wishin’ it could keep up. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a star who can’t handle the heat. #blackholeparty #sunwho?

InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7910	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

BeechSync SummerSolstice

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	223	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, you ever seen European beech trees doin’ the cha-cha-cha based on the summer solstice? Well, on our server, these trees be droppin’ fruit like it’s hot, all synchronized and shiz. It’s like a tree dance party, man! Join us and witness the epicness of nature gettin’ down in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server where trees have better dance moves than most players? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this funky forest fiesta!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Potions Brewed:	99	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sd2e.vanillaboxmc.ru

FurCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	699
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Furcraft, A minecraft server for furries. Survive in a world without any rules or duel with other furries, your decision! In this world, you can build and create anything, make new friends and talk. Join now!

furcraft.aternos.me

Robo’s World: Where Vanilla is a lifestyle, like a weird cult but with less chanting. Join us! The Squaremap awaits.

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Whitelisted	Yes
Map Reset	No
Rules	No stealing, griefing, or hacking
Crossplay	Enabled for Java and Bedrock

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can apply for whitelist by joining our Discord server and following the application process.

2. Are mods or plugins allowed on the server?

No, Robo’s World is a 100% vanilla server without any mods or plugins.

3. Can I collaborate with other players on projects?

Absolutely! Collaboration and community builds are encouraged on the server.

4. Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, so your builds and creations are safe.

5. What happens if someone breaks the rules?

Any violations of the rules will result in immediate removal from the whitelist and server.

CraftyFools Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

TourneyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	1250	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the game of the tournament. No other game will even come close to the level of craziness and fun you’ll experience here.

Picture this – you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle royale with creepers, skeletons, and even a dragon or two. But don’t worry, because you’ll have a trusty army of llamas by your side to help you conquer all your enemies.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it?

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs and dancing villagers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and become part of the most epic game of the tournament. Trust me, you won’t regret it!