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Crafty Horseplay: Where You’ll Never Hear That Rumor Again!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes, just like this wild story! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need change from a paid encounter. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!

Gilded SMP: Where the only thing not modded is our love for shiny things! LGBTQ+ friendly & content focused! Apply now for a sparkling adventure.

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Gilded SMP – A Content Creator Server – LGBTQ+
Looking for a few more members to join our server! We are a server focused on content creating mainly. We are looking for more members interested in streaming and making videos mostly surrounding Minecraft content, but we do play a few other games too!

Rules/Notes:

Must be over 18
Must try to be family friendly/PG, especially when collabing with others. You can do whatever with your content, but please respect other people’s content choices.
Server is highly LGBTQ+ friendly. A good part of our members are apart of the community.
Doesn’t matter your subscriber count or if you haven’t even started yet! Many of our members are waiting for 1.21 to start or return to content creating.
If you have family or trusted friends that might not do content, but would still enjoy having them on the server, this is fine! Please have the content creator apply first, and then speak with me about anyone you’d like to invite.
Be willing to chip in and be apart of the community rather then just be playing on a server by yourself! We are looking to make a team.

MC Related Content:

We also have some other MC related content in mind, including a possible RP/DND-ish based SMP for the future once the group is more established, other modded servers, creative servers, etc.

Application:

If you’re interested, please fill out the application below and an invite will be sent to the discord if you are approved.

Gilded SMP Application

FAQ:

Q:	What games do you mainly play on the server?
A:	We mainly focus on Minecraft content, but we do play a few other games as well.
Q:	Is it necessary to be a content creator to join the server?
A:	While our server is focused on content creating, you do not need to be a content creator to join. However, we do encourage participation in content creation activities.
Q:	Are there any age restrictions to join the server?
A:	Yes, you must be over 18 to join the server.
Q:	Can I invite non-content creator friends or family to join the server?
A:	Yes, you can invite non-content creator friends or family to join the server. Please have the content creator apply first, and then speak with the server admin about inviting them.

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand VS Hypixel

Adventure, Auctions, Chance blocks, Clans, craftersland, Crates, Datacenter, dedicated server, Economy, FTB, Grief Prevention, Minecraft, Modpack, multiplayer, Players Market, Rewards, Sandbox, Server, Server shops, Skyblock, Skyfactory3, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Hypixel	SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand
Pros	Pros
1. Well-known and popular server with a large player base.	1. Dedicated server hosting for smooth gameplay.
2. Wide variety of mini-games and game modes to choose from.	2. Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system.
3. Regular updates and events to keep players engaged.	3. Economy system with auctions, player markets, and server shops.
Cons	Cons
1. Can be overcrowded at times, leading to lag and long wait times.	1. Limited modpack specific to SkyFactory3, may not appeal to players looking for variety.

FAQ:

Question: How many players can the server support?	Answer: Hypixel can support tens of thousands of players, while SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand is limited to the capacity of its dedicated server hosting.
Question: Are there regular in-game events on the servers?	Answer: Hypixel regularly hosts events and updates, while CraftersLand offers crates and rewards as well as occasional chance blocks.
Question: How is player protection handled on the servers?	Answer: Hypixel does not have a specific protection system mentioned, while CraftersLand uses Grief Prevention for island creation and protection.

Minecraft Server: Crafty Cum Zone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a pet unicorn!

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride a roller coaster through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… we think). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world of wonder and absurdity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you there, adventurer!

FrostyFrenzy: Snowball Showdown #216

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4117	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server, where we have the “Gradient of Souls” event that will blow your mind! Fight off the “Void of Dread” with your Lone Warrior squad and protect the Escort Target in the “Endless” Battle. And don’t even get me started on the outfits available – from the “Apprentice Maid” to the “Merry-in-Exile,” you’ll be the most stylish player in the game.

But wait, there’s more! We have ASMR versions of the game for ultimate relaxation while playing. And if you’re lucky, you might just capture the elusive “Eccentric Joker” sniper rifle in the “Sweet Fairytales” banner. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BeeZone Minecraft server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

The owner of the “BeeZone” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

d29.gamely.pro:20621

Unlucky Jail [PVP] {Prison} {Netfail} {Noob-Friendly} {Stress} {Nostalgia} {1.20.4}

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8155	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3536	Dimension Hops:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Prosper Prison Server Overview

Feature	Description
Epic Prison Gameplay	Master our unique prison world, advancing through ranks with our rewarding Prestige System.
	With our virtual shop, auctionhouse, and pvp system, you will prosper and conquer the server.
PVP at its Finest	Equip, strategize, and dominate in fast-paced battles on our server.
Supportive Community	Our welcoming community is always ready to assist, making every player’s journey enjoyable.
Creative Plots	Express yourself in your personal space. Build, create, and trade in your very own plot.
Discord Community	Join our discord server, where we have a large community and a variety of different channels for communication with other players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by using the IP address play.prosperprison.com.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, our server is non-p2w, providing a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Do you have open staff positions?

A: Yes, we are currently in need of staff to help manage the server. You can join and apply through our Discord server.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: You can join our Discord server where we have a variety of different channels for communication with other players.

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

A: Yes, we have unique features such as a Prestige System, virtual shop, auctionhouse, and more that enhance the player experience.

Zeus’ Murderous Minecraft Server Madness

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, so get this – that dude Zeus totally sentenced to eternal torture? Yeah, turns out he’s living it up on our Minecraft server! Like, he’s throwing epic parties and building insane structures, all while dodging lightning bolts and stuff. It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun, so you gotta join in on the madness. Who knew eternal torture could be so lit, am I right? So come on over and see what all the hype is about – just watch out for any vengeful gods trying to crash the party!

Normie-Free Zone: Where We Make Bank Because You Can’t Minecraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where normies can’t even handle GPG (that’s Gamer Pro Gamer, duh)? Well, look no further because our server is where the cool kids hang out! We make over 700 million diamonds a day because we’re just that awesome. Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, or building a castle made entirely of TNT (because why not?). Don’t be a normie, join our server and become a true Gamer Pro Gamer!

Swift Network – Where you can steal your neighbor’s life while surviving! (No, really.)

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Game Modes	Description
Lifesteal Network	Survival mode with a twist – steal hearts from opponents to stay alive!
Survival	Gather resources, build shelters, and team up for epic adventures.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Lifesteal Network?

A: Lifesteal Network is a game mode where you must survive, but with a unique twist – stealing hearts from opponents to stay alive.

Q: What happens if I lose all my hearts in Lifesteal Network?

A: If you lose all your hearts in Lifesteal Network, you will be banned for 24 hours.

Q: Do my Lifesteal hearts carry over to Survival mode?

A: Yes, your Lifesteal hearts carry over to Survival mode as well.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: play.swiftnetwork.online

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at: https://discord.com/invite/Vn2dacumfm

Q: Can I watch a trailer for the server?

A: Yes, you can watch the trailer at: https://youtu.be/FiC9Ag6zxmE