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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5914 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.
