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Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	256
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	3679	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a nail salon in every village where you can customize your character’s nails with the latest anime girl designs. Want Sailor Moon inspired nails? We got you covered. How about some Naruto themed nails? We’ve got that too! Join our server and show off your fabulous nails while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who knew looking cute could be so deadly? Join now and let your nails do the talking!

JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	100	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Animals Bred:	194	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Potions Brewed:	151	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Star Shards Collected:	119
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	3139
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	257
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉