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Blocky Banter

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Dimension Hops:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6144	Towns Built:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	3029
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crops Grown:	8928
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1452	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7831
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Emeralds Found:	5039	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!