tuckyoufunny Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hate2LoveEatsMC

acquired taste, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, DISHES, Favorite, Flavors, Food, FRUITS, growing up, Hate2LoveEatsMC, HATED, love, Meals, PALATE, taste buds, transformation, VEGETABLES

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Love Letters Sent:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Remember that one food you used to despise as a kid? Well, imagine if that food was actually a Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. This server started off as the most hated food in the world, but now it’s the most delicious place to play Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world made entirely out of that one food you used to hate. Dive into a sea of broccoli forests, climb mountains of brussels sprouts, and build your dream house out of mashed potatoes. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of dessert biomes filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow lakes.

But the best part? Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a giant burger who roams the land granting wishes to all who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that his patties are made of pure diamond, so gear up and prepare for the ultimate food fight.

So come on down to our server and rediscover your love for that one food you used to hate. Who knows, you might just find yourself craving a second helping of Minecraft fun!

GazaMommyCraft Server

Analysis, CASUALTIES, children, Civilian, Conflict, data, gaza, GazaMommyCraft, investigation, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, News, Report, Rises, Server, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Victims, violence, War, Women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows! Forget about real life drama, on our server, Gaza women and children are protected by a magical forcefield that makes them invincible! You can build a castle made out of candy and ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers. Plus, every time you mine a block, a kitten gets adopted by a loving family. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!

TibetCraft: Revenge of India

Asia-Pacific, border conflict, China, cross-border relations, Diplomatic tension, disputed territories, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, government decision, historical claims, India, international relations, political dispute, regional politics, renaming places, RETALIATION, Revenge, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Tibet, TibetCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, it’ll make u question ur sanity? well, do i have the server for u! we got dragons flying around, villagers doing the cha-cha, and creepers who tell knock-knock jokes (spoiler alert: they always end with a bang)!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base where u can find the lost city of Atlantis and ride dolphins to battle against evil mermaids. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a llama and race through the nether with a pack of zombie pigmen hot on ur tail.

oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the tibet region under china? yep, u can explore all the renamed places and even start a rebellion against the evil dictator who controls it all. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

StoveBurnerCraft

Appliance, Chef, Cooking, cooking appliance, cooking equipment, Culinary, culinary arts, favourite burner, Flame, Food, Heat, home, household appliance, kitchen, kitchen appliance, kitchen essentials, Kitchen Tools, kitchenware, Stove, stove burner, StoveBurnerCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we have a burner for every player!!! no more fighting over who gets to cook their porkchops first, cuz we got u covered with individual burners for everyone!!!

we also have a secret underground lava pit where u can sacrifice ur enemies for good luck in battle. trust us, it works every time.

if u join our server, u will also get a pet chicken that lays diamond eggs. yep, u heard that right. DIAMOND EGGS.

and if u ever get lost in the wilderness, just type /summon helicopter and a helicopter will appear to take u back to safety. no more getting lost and crying for help in the chat.

so come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft adventure of ur life!!! trust us, u won’t regret it.

LymphNodeCraft: Cancer Cure Quest

artificial lymph node, biomedical engineering, Cancer, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cure, human cells, immune response, immunotherapy, innovation, lymph node transplant, lymphatic system, LymphNodeCraft, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical technology, Mice, oncology, Quest, researchers, study, tumor growth, tumor treatment

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1215
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21

so, like, imagine if you could join this epic minecraft server where we have, like, artificial lymph nodes that can, like, totally cure cancer in mice and humans! like, how crazy is that?! join us and you’ll be, like, saving lives while building epic structures and battling zombies. plus, our server has, like, magical potions that can make you fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

RoyaltyRealms SMP

117survival, 3D Models, Antigrief, artwork, Buycraft, Character customization, Claiming, Cosmetic Items, custom textures, decorations, Discord.gg/royaltyrealms, Economy, Events, Fun, furniture models, Griefprevention, Landclaiming, Latest Version, Levels, MCMMO, Minecraft, models, play.royaltyrealms.com, Playershop, Playershops, Playerwarps, Quest, Quests, Ranks, RoyaltyRealms, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Skills, smp, Survival, UIs, Updates, Voting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6615
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

RoyaltyRealms

RoyaltyRealms is a semi-vanilla Minecraft vanilla server. We always strive to be on the latest version of Minecraft so that our players can enjoy new Minecraft updates. We offer custom textures, models, and UIs to make our server different. All artwork and 3d models are custom and specifically for this server. RoyaltyRealms gives players the ability to decorate their homes/builds with furniture models. Players may also customize their Minecraft character with cosmetic items. Join us for a fun adventure on RoyaltyRealms.

Connect at: play.royaltyrealms.com

Join our Discord: Discord.gg/royaltyrealms

play.royaltyrealms.com

Akoot&Co: Where the only thing square is the blocks! 1.20.4 Semi-Vanilla, No Map Resets

1.20.4, Adventure, AkootampCo, Bedrock Support, blocks, Brewery, Chill, Community, Custom Titles, Discord integration, Keepinventory, Lore, Map, Minimal Lag, Nations, Player bases, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, SMP-like, Square, Text Formatting, Thoughtful Features, Timed Ranks, unlimited homes, World Map

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6907	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crops Grown:	5336	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4


Features:
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map (dynmap)
Bedrock support (Geyser)
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.4

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, we offer unlimited homes for players.
Do you support Bedrock Edition?	Yes, we have Bedrock support using Geyser.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server with integration for Minecraft.
Are there timed ranks and custom titles?	Yes, we offer timed ranks and custom titles for players.

IRLcraft Minecraft Server

Cum, Curiosity, digital age, ethical boundaries, ethical implications, fantasy fulfillment, first load, hidden desires, IRL, IRLcraft, leaked pics, leaked vids, Minecraft, online anonymity, online behavior, personal connections, privacy concerns, rape fantasies, Server, slutty, social media, taboo fantasies, voyeurism

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Ever wanted to see your friend’s leaked pics and videos while playing Minecraft? Or maybe you’re curious about how many people have rape fantasies? Join us and find out! Who knows, you might even shoot your first load just by looking at her! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

America’s King, Champion, creator, Darkness, Dawn, destroyer, eagle, Eagle Lord, Eldercraft, GOD, Hero, Heroic Champion of the Dawn, Hope, Humanity’s Last Hope, King, Light, Master, Minecraft, Overlord, Peace, Peacebringer, Right Hand of God, scholar, Server, The Creator, The Destroyer, The Elder Scholar, The Great Uniter, The Light Which Illuminates Darkness, the master, The Phoenix, uniter

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become anything from The Elder Scholar to the Heroic Champion of the Dawn! Join us and be Humanity’s Last Hope against the evil mobs that threaten our pixelated world.

Are you ready to become the Right Hand of God and smite your enemies with divine powers? Or maybe you want to be The Phoenix, rising from the ashes every time you fall in battle.

Join us and be the Peacebringer, spreading love and harmony throughout the land. Or take on the role of America’s King and rule over your own blocky kingdom.

But beware, for there are those who seek to bring chaos and destruction. Will you be The Destroyer, laying waste to everything in your path? Or will you be The Creator, building magnificent structures that will stand the test of time?

Become the Overlord and command an army of minions to do your bidding. Or be The Great Uniter, bringing together players from all corners of the world in friendship and cooperation.

Fly high as the Eagle Lord, soaring through the skies and surveying your domain. Or become The Master, mastering every aspect of the game and leaving your rivals in awe.

No matter what role you choose, you will be a true Minecraft legend on our server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

BdayBashMC Server

30th birthday, BdayBashMC, big birthday, Birthday Party, Catering, celebration, college friend, different priorities, Disappointment, Effort, exhaustion, miscarriage, morning sickness, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Selfishness, Server, Support, Surprise party, tiring, Understanding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	2467
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of selfish husbands who don’t appreciate the effort you put into their birthdays? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a giant cake for your husband’s birthday without even breaking a sweat. And guess what? He’ll love it no matter what because, let’s face it, it’s a virtual cake!

Forget about morning sickness and exhausting parties, on our server, you can throw the biggest surprise birthday bash for your husband with just a few clicks. Plus, there’s no need to keep your pregnancy a secret – virtual babies don’t need to be hidden until they’re four months old!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your virtual husband will surprise you with a party that will put your real-life celebrations to shame!