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Blast Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you’ll find a wild mix of characters including Team Rocket, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, and Peanut the squirrel.

Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! LA Times, Washington Post, USA Today, and even Gold Star families won’t endorse Harris, but they’ll definitely endorse our server for some crazy fun!

Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

West China Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!

Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	93
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by choosing between lethal and non-lethal tactics!

Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.

So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1627
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old customization options? Look no further! Our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other.

Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	222	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where degenerate gamblers are the true leaders of the land! Join us for a chance to bet on who will be the next mayor of our wacky world. Will it be the cow who can juggle fireballs or the chicken with a secret talent for interpretive dance? Only the gamblers know for sure!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!

Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9293	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Towns Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!

/mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we throw the dog a bone and have a bone-afide good time! Join us as we discuss all things Minecraft, from epic builds to vanilla servers, and even gossip about our favorite Hermit e-celebs. Need some pro tips? Check out the Minecraft wiki to know all the insider secrets of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!