But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (or until you fall off a cliff, whichever comes first).
So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. It’s all in or pull out, baby!
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.
But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with stethoscopes, crafting bandages out of diamond ore, and performing life-saving surgeries on creepers (spoiler alert: they never make it). Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare quite like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Fill out our totally legitimate and not at all sketchy Google form to join the wackiest Minecraft server in existence. Who needs Roblox doctors when you have us, right?
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?
So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? π
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?
So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!
Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!
join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.
plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.
so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!
A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!
Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full townβzoo, museum, mall, and all!
| Shopping District | Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store! |
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| Spooky Vibes | Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner. |
| Safe & Sound | We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect. |
| Explore Easily | Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation! |
| Plan on Staying? | Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon! |
Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! π
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided. |
| Is there an age requirement? | Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above. |
| Can I build in the shopping district? | Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district. |
| How can I participate in the Halloween base contest? | Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates! |
With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.
But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!