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NeuroCraft: The Electrician’s Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6561
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!

PromethiumCraft

Breakthrough, chemical reaction, chemistry, Chemists, COMPOUND, discovery, Element, innovation, isotopes, Laboratory, Mysterious, periodic table, promethium, PromethiumCraft, radioactive, Rare Earth, research, Science, scientific advancement, Synthesis, Technology

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7383
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	7625
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	220
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, like, u know how chemists r always mixin stuff together and tryna make new things? well, guess what, they finally did it! they made this compound with this super mysterious element called promethium. and u know what? they decided to share it with the world on this minecraft server!

if u join this server, u can be one of the first to explore the wonders of promethium and see what crazy things u can create with it. maybe u can make a promethium sword that shoots lasers or a promethium potion that gives u super speed. the possibilities are endless!

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, there are also secret dungeons filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. u can team up with other players to take on these challenges and become the ultimate promethium warrior.

so, what r u waiting for? join this minecraft server now and embark on the most epic adventure of ur life. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret of promethium and become a legend in the minecraft world.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up griefers is just part of the job!

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Friendly, Griefers, Janitors, Job, LGBTQ, Lore, Minecraft, part, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

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PixelPuzzles Minecraft Server

#Intention, ambiguous, Analyzing, Communication, confusion, Context, Cryptic, deciphering, double meaning, Enigmatic, hidden meaning, implication, inscrutable, Interpretation, Message, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perplexing, PixelPuzzles, puzzling, Server, Tone, Unclear

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchantments Applied:	274	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Farms Harvested:	588	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been trained to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind what she meant by this…whatever “this” is!

TremendousCraft Minecraft Server

ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, adorable, amazing, Athletic, Based, Beautiful, bigger draw, brave, Breathtaking, brilliant.., Caring, cat enthusiast, charismatic, charming, cheerful, Cheesy, clean, Clever, Cool, Courteous, cute, Disciplined, draw, emoji, Friendly, funny, GENIUS, Goat, GODLY, great butt, hard-working, hilarious, hot, Humble, Incredible, innocent, KIND, loving, main attraction, Minecraft, perfect, Phenomenal, Powerful, Pure, reverent, Sassy, saucy, Sensitive, Server, Sexy, Shiny, Slick, Smart, SMOL, Smooth, Soft, STRONG, stupendous, STURDY, superior, supreme talent, SWEET, Terrific, thighGODDESS, thrifty, TOUGH, Traditional, TremendousCraft, Uplifting, worthy obsession, WWE Women’s World Champion.

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7995
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Iyo Sky(34) is the ultimate Minecraft server you need in your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and even superior to Taylor Swift (yes, you read that right). It’s like the emoji of Minecraft servers, but with the strength of a thousand creepers. Plus, it’s a thighGODDESS – need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! This server is also a cat enthusiast, a genius, and has a great butt (because who doesn’t love a good butt in Minecraft, am I right?). It’s hilarious, courageous, and absolutely fearless – willing to risk it all for the Iyomaniacs. And let’s not forget, it’s the champion of our hearts and soon to be the WWE Women’s World Champion (sorry Liv, eat shit).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just incredible, but also hilarious, saucy, and sassy, then look no further than Iyo Sky(34). Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

FlowerGirl vs APDaughter: Minecraft Wedding Drama

APDaughter, blocked family members, compromising, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father’s affair, father’s wife, flower girl, FlowerGirl, Minecraft, step-family, uninvited guests, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7493
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky family members.

On our server, you can have as many flower girls as you want, without anyone sending you hateful text messages. Plus, if anyone dares to call you an AH, you can just block them with the click of a button.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and build the wedding of your dreams in peace and harmony! No compromise necessary, just pure block-building fun.

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

Character development, compassion, CraftyClassroom, education, Empathy, Gratitude, growth mindset., inspiration, Kindness, leadership, learning, life lessons, Life skills, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, Server, teachers, wisdom

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mines Excavated:	2225	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	234	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Have you ever wanted to learn the art of building a giant chicken out of blocks? Or how about mastering the art of riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, look no further because on our server, our teachers will not only teach you how to survive in the wild, but also how to ride llamas like a pro and tame wolves to do your bidding. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Who needs academics when you can learn how to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Join now and let the insanity begin!

PixelPresentz

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5885	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Towns Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	219
Dimension Hops:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Have you ever received a gift so epic that it made you want to break out into the Minecraft default dance? Well, get ready to experience that feeling every day on our server! Join us and receive gifts so amazing, you’ll think Santa himself is running the show. From diamond armor to enchanted weapons, we’ve got it all – and all you have to do is log in and start playing! Trust us, you won’t find a better gift-giving experience anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start unwrapping those virtual presents!

Cuban Missile Crafters

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when out of nowhere, a fleet of Russian warships appears on the horizon. but get this, they’re not here to start a war or anything, they’re here to join our server and show off their missile drills in the Atlantic ocean.

like, how cool is that? you can team up with the Russian navy and take on other players in epic battles on the high seas. and don’t worry, they’re not actually gonna shoot any missiles at you (we hope), it’s all just for fun and games.

so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, with crazy events and unexpected guests, then you gotta join us. who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world of ours. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CruelCraft: The Evildoers’ Playground

Atrocity, barbarity, brutality, CruelCraft, Cruelty, Darkness, Depravity, devilry, Evil, Evildoers, heinousness, Immorality, iniquity, maleficence, malevolence, Malice, nefariousness, Playground, sadism, Sin, viciousness, Villainy, wickedness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

so come join our minecraft server where we embrace the dark side and unleash our inner evilness! we have lava pits for you to sacrifice your enemies, and a dungeon full of creepy crawlies to battle.

our spawn point is guarded by a giant zombie pigman who will only let you pass if you tell him a joke that makes him laugh.

we have a secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure, but be warned, the walls move and the floor disappears beneath your feet.

if you manage to survive all of that, you can join our evil army and conquer the entire server with your fellow villains.

so come on, join us and let your evil flag fly high!