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The Trumpinator – Minecraft SMP: Dark Brandon’s Final Form Edition /ptg/

@POTUS45, Brandons, Dark, Donald J Trump, Edition, FINAL, final rally, form, God Bless the USA, Grand Rapids, Greensboro, Kinston, lititz, Liz Harrington, macon, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Pittsburgh, president trump, ptg, raleigh, realdonaldtrump, Rumble, smp, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumpinator, truth social, whitehouse45

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Items Found:	4165
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Animals Bred:	186	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3943
Dimension Hops:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the leader! That’s right, THE Donald Trump is running the show and making Minecraft great again, again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, will be there to keep things spicy and entertaining. Plus, there are exclusive appearances from Trump himself, giving speeches and rallies in Minecraft cities like Grand Rapids, Pittsburgh, and Raleigh. You won’t find this level of excitement on any other server!

So, why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and fight mobs alongside the one and only President Trump? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server around! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfDiamonds #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPatriots 🇺🇸🎮

BabyNameTypos Minecraft Server

baby name guidance, baby name help, baby name inspiration, baby name resources, baby name suggestions, baby name tips, baby name trends, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameTypos, family conflict, family dynamics, Minecraft, misspelled names, naming etiquette, Server, sibling disagreement, sibling drama, sibling relationships, spelling variations, teacher advice, teacher perspective

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming very seriously! Are you tired of your Minecraft buddies constantly misspelling your name in the chat? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a list of names that are guaranteed to be spelled correctly every time!

Join us and never worry about being called “Steve” instead of “Stevie” ever again. Our server is like a baby naming guide, but for Minecraft players. We even have a special list of names that have multiple spellings, so you can avoid the confusion of being called “Haley” when your name is actually “Hailey, Hayley, Hailee, Haleigh, or Hailey” (phew, that’s a mouthful!).

But beware, not everyone appreciates our dedication to proper spelling. Just like the drama that unfolded when one player’s sister-in-law got upset about our list of names. She thought it wasn’t our place to help others choose names, but hey, we’re just here to make sure everyone’s Minecraft experience is spellcheck perfect!

So come join our server and never worry about misspelled names again. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the perfect name for your next Minecraft pet or building project. See you in the game, where spelling matters more than diamonds!

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

aita, baby, BabyDaddyDramaCraft, control visitors, current girlfriend, doubt, doubt myself, family friend, Father, father’s ex, Helpful, hospital visit, Labor, major medical procedure, nina, OFFENDED, OVERWHELMING, Polly, second baby, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness family feuds, exes meeting babies before dads, and more juicy drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of choosing who gets to visit your virtual hospital room after a major pixelated medical procedure. Will it be your dad’s ex-girlfriend or his current girlfriend? The tension is palpable!

Watch as players battle it out over who gets to meet the virtual baby first, all while navigating complex family dynamics and questionable baby-holding skills. It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own pixelated parenting choices.

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft drama. Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and baby drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

FauxFactsMinecraftSMP

Astonishing, BIZARRE, eXtraordinary, FauxFactsMinecraftSMP, hard to believe., Incredible, Mind Blowing, odd, outlandish, peculiar, remarkable, Shocking.., Strange But True, Surprising, true facts, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable but true, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs, and a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and cows dance the Macarena.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wacky and unpredictable as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that sounds completely fake but is actually true.

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

China, chinese technology, Competition, digital divide, elon musk, emerging markets, global connectivity, innovation, internet, launches, Minecraft, rival, Satellite Internet, SatelliteCraft, satellites, Server, space exploration, Space industry, Space Race, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

so, like, china is all like “we can do the space stuff too!” and they launch their own internet satellites to compete with elon musk. but get this, instead of just providing internet, they also have a minecraft server on board! like, you can literally play minecraft in space, how cool is that?!

join our server and be part of the intergalactic minecraft community. build your own space station, mine for space diamonds, and battle aliens in pvp. plus, you can chat with real astronauts while you play, how epic is that?!

so, like, forget about boring old earth servers, come join us in space for the ultimate minecraft experience. who needs starlink when you can have spacecraftlink?! join now and let’s explore the final frontier together! 🚀🌌

SinwarCraft: Gaza’s New Boss

Boss, chief, Conflict, Gaza leader, Gaza leadership, Gaza Strip, Gazas, Hamas, Hamas leadership, Hamas statement, Haniyeh killing, leadership change, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, political turmoil, Politics, SinwarCraft, Statement, Yahya Sinwar, Yahya Sinwar appointment

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Buildings Constructed:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crops Grown:	3589
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest events like a giant chicken riding competition and a lava parkour course that will make you scream like a little baby piglet! we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just like a real-life adventure movie! plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. so come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

StaticCraft: Where TV Static Comes to Life!

digital age, digital era, digital generation, Digital World, Entertainment, generation, Life, Media consumption, media saturation, modern society, Nostalgia, screen addiction, screen culture, screen time, simulated television, static, StaticCraft, technological advancements, Technology, television experience, virtual reality, visual stimulation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

lol imagine living in a world where all you see is static on your tv screen. that’s basically what this server is like, but in a good way! come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with pixelated chaos and confusion.

why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.

plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?

so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?

HobbitBoneCraft 700k

000 years old, 700, 700k, ancient bones, ancient human species, anthropology, archaeological discovery, Dawn, Evolution, flores, HobbitBoneCraft, hobbits, Homo floresiensis, Homo floresiensis evolution, human evolution, human fossil record, human origins, Liang Bua cave, Liang Bua cave discovery, new findings, Paleontology, Smallest arm bone

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crops Grown:	9246	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4776	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.

imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.

so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

FFXVI MC Server: Announcement Soon!

#announcement, bros, Coming Soon, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, ffxvi, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, New game, PC, PC announcement, pc gamers, PC Gaming, pc release, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Square Enix, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7473
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7754
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up PC bros! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all about that #PCMasterRace life. We’ve got custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a suit made of pure gold (because who needs protection when you’re dripping in bling, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, get this, moonlights as a DJ on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the big bad boss by day and then party with him by night. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves.

So what are you waiting for, PC bros? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow riding a roller coaster made of TNT, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Let’s get this block party started!

Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP

2323, bedtime, bedtime routine, Calm, clock, Cozy, Evening, Goodnight, Late, late night, lovely people, madness, Minecraft, Mining, night, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Relaxation, REST, sleep time, smp, Sweet Dreams, Time, tired

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant diamonds, and tame creepers to do your bidding. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Goodnight, lovely people :3

HouseWatchersRUs Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Boundaries, chicken coop, Confrontation, falling out, Friends, Honesty, house sitting, HouseWatchersRUs, inform, Message, Minecraft, neighbor, party house, Petty, privacy, Property, ruining life, Server, Smirnoff, smoking, Trust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to bring their friends over to party in our virtual world! Just like the ex-friend in the story, you can treat our server like a party house and have a blast with your buddies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can drink all the virtual expensive alcohol you want and refill it with cheap Smirnoff. Plus, help yourself to virtual smokes and other goodies without any consequences.

And if you’re feeling petty like the storyteller, feel free to stir up some drama by messaging our virtual neighbors about all the crazy shenanigans happening in our server. Who knows, maybe they’ll join in on the fun too!

So come on over and join us for a wild time on our Minecraft server – where anything goes and the party never stops!