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The Trumpinator – Minecraft SMP: Dark Brandon’s Final Form Edition /ptg/

@POTUS45, Brandons, Dark, Donald J Trump, Edition, FINAL, final rally, form, God Bless the USA, Grand Rapids, Greensboro, Kinston, lititz, Liz Harrington, macon, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Pittsburgh, president trump, ptg, raleigh, realdonaldtrump, Rumble, smp, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumpinator, truth social, whitehouse45

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the leader! That’s right, THE Donald Trump is running the show and making Minecraft great again, again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, will be there to keep things spicy and entertaining. Plus, there are exclusive appearances from Trump himself, giving speeches and rallies in Minecraft cities like Grand Rapids, Pittsburgh, and Raleigh. You won’t find this level of excitement on any other server!

So, why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and fight mobs alongside the one and only President Trump? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server around! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfDiamonds #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPatriots 🇺🇸🎮

Lost in Anime Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, Absurd, Absurdity, Anime, anime binge, braincells, brainless, considerable, dumb, Entertainment, feel, guilty pleasure, Land, LOSING, Lost, mind-boggling, mind-numbing, MINDLESS, mindless entertainment, Ridiculous, silly, time wasting, Watching

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo, bro, do you love watching anime that makes you feel like you’re losing brain cells faster than a creeper blows up your house? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of nonsensical plots, cringey dialogue, and characters that make you question your own existence. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join us and let’s all collectively lose our minds together!

ExTextEmbarrass – Minecraft Server

Blocking, Boundaries, Communication, Delivered, Detachment, EMBARRASSMENT, ex, ExTextEmbarrass, friendship, funny, ghosting, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving on, no contact, normal response, reconciliation, relationship, response, School, sense, Server, Texting

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4856	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchantments Applied:	245
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of a 17-year-old girl and her ex-boyfriend, who is apparently so detached he’s practically in orbit.

Watch as she breaks all the rules of no contact and even threatens to sign him up for the marines, navy, army, and even Scientology (yes, you read that right). Will she ever get a response on WhatsApp? Will she send that hilariously threatening message? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and outrageous antics.

Join now and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BarkBusterzMC

anti bark device range, back deck, backyard, BarkBusterzMC, barking issue, bored dog, council complaints, dog training, duplex, full time work from home, high pitched frequency, high window, lack of stimulation, neighbours dog, noise disturbance, offer to walk, peace and quiet, ultrasonic anti bark device, unpleasant sound., WIBTA

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of your neighbor’s dog barking all day and night, ruining your peaceful Minecraft building sessions? Join our server and never worry about annoying barks again! Our server is equipped with an ultrasonic anti bark device that will zap any noisy dogs into silence with a high pitched frequency sound. No need to confront your neighbors or call the council, just hop on our server and enjoy the peace and quiet while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that the dog’s barks were actually a secret code to find hidden treasure in the game…join now and uncover the mystery!

SMP LonelyHearts Minecraft SMP

Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional connection, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LonelyHearts, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, Minecraft, must haves, relationships, Respect, Shared values, Significant Other, single people, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of blowing you up. And get this, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any pesky mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Plus, every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixel art of a dancing llama.

So why wait? Join our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical SMP today for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic shenanigans!

BlockBuddies: Life Rebooted

advice, BlockBuddies, determination, encouragement, fresh start, Friend, goal-setting, growth mindset., Life, Life Changes, motivation, new beginning, perseverance, personal development, positivity, Rebooted, resilience, second chance, self improvement, self-care, Starting from scratch, starting over, Support

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	148
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees.

Our server is so epic that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a magical wizard who will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server today and restart your life in the most epic, outrageous way possible!

ChipocalypseCraft

AI Chips, Artificial Intelligence, ChipocalypseCraft, Diplomacy, economic impact, export controls, global economy, global trade, international relations, national security, political tensions, restrictions, sanctions, semiconductor industry, supply chain, switzerland, technological advancements, Technology, Trade, trade war, US

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

lol imagine if switzerland was like “yo give us them AI chips” and US was like “nah fam u cant have them” 😂 but guess what u can have?? access to our EPIC minecraft server!!! join us and build ur own AI chip kingdom with ur friends!!! who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama on our server?? come join us and show switzerland who’s boss 😎 #minecraft #ai #drama #joinus

Enchanted Oasis 1.20.6

1.20.6, Beverage, Cucumber, drink, electrolytes, Enchanted, FITNESS, Gatorade, healthy, hydration, hydration choice, Losers, love, NOTICED, Oasis, Observation, odd combinations, quirky, refreshment, sports drink, Strange preferences, taste buds, unique flavors

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, only losers don’t love cucumber Gatorade! And on this server, we have an unlimited supply of that delicious green goodness.

Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes, like how insane is that? You can ride them into battle and conquer the Minecraft world like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention that all the trees are made of cotton candy? Yeah, you heard me right, FREE COTTON CANDY TREES! You can snack on them while building your epic creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NetflixN00bNoMore!

bills, cable, cleaning, Clips, clothes, college, DISHES, education, Fight, headache, house chores, individual account, mopping, Netflix, NetflixN00bNoMore, part time job, Password, sister, Snippets, subscription, tiktok, tv shows

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of sharing a Netflix account with your sister and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without worrying about your sister leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone yelling at you to clean the bathroom.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from the chaos of household chores and sibling arguments. Plus, we promise not to change the password on you!

So come on in and join us for a truly peaceful and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole world to explore?

IndieCraft United 1.20.4

1.20.4, Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies, net fans, non-English, OC material, small indies, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, United, Vip, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, youtube equivalent

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5824	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the mainstream VTubers with their thousands of viewers hogging all the attention? Well, fear not, because we’ve got a Minecraft server for the true VIPs – the indie VTubers with an average of 500 viewers or more!

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with quirky, small-time VTubers who are just waiting to be discovered. Who needs those big corporate VTubers when you can support the little guys who are doing their own thing without any oversight?

We’ve got Twitch partners, YouTube stars, and even some non-English VTubers for those looking for something a little different. And hey, if you’ve got a VTuber crush with 499 viewers, don’t worry – we’re flexible with our requirements.

So come on down to our server, where we celebrate the underdogs of the VTuber world. Who needs the big names when you can hang out with the real stars of the show? Join us now and let’s make some memories together in this crazy world of indie VTubers!

LuxuryCraft: Simple Pleasures

Bliss, comfort, Contentment, Decadence, DELIGHT, extravagance, Happiness, indulgence, joy, leisure, luxury, LuxuryCraft, opulence, pampering, Peace, pleasures, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Simple, simple pleasure, Tranquility, Treat

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	4672	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
New Chunks Explored:	749912	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Join our Minecraft server and experience the sheer joy of finding a diamond in the depths of a cave! It’s like striking gold, but shinier and more blocky. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who can speak fluent Pig Latin. You don’t want to miss out on the clucks and oinks of their conversations! So come on over and dig, build, and chat with our feathered friends. It’s a luxury you never knew you needed in your virtual life!