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SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Enchantments Applied:	137	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Emeralds Found:	3242	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Gods Slained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ores Mined:	3293

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Love Letters Sent:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	6377	New Chunks Explored:	430186
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	128	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!