True Confessions of a Mature Woman – My Life Over 60 Minecraft Servers

BF’sBlockParty

anxiety, Attachment Style, BFsBlockParty, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Insecurity, mindfulness, misinterpretation, personal growth, perspective, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-doubt, stress, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

RichVsPoorMC SMP

bipartisanship, class warfare, Connected, Democrat, economic disparity, Government, income disparity, partisanship, political affiliation, political divide, Politics, Poor, power dynamics, REPUBLICAN, Rich, RichVsPoorMC, smp, social class, social justice, socioeconomic status, unconnected, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

advice, bad advice, cautionary tales, Cliches, common advice, conventional wisdom, CraftyAdviceGoneWrong, guidance, lessons, life advice, misconceptions, MISTAKES, personal development, Pitfalls, popular beliefs, self help, self improvement, terrible advice, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2882	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

arrest, big, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazilian Judge, controversy, court case, freedom of speech, international news, Jair Bolsonaro, judicial system, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, Media Company, political figures, political news, Politics, President of Brazil, press freedom, Trouble, Trump Media Group

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	7473
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	7907	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

BlockyHeartBeat, blood pressure, blunted response, cardiovascular responses, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, emotional trauma, heart rate, Long-term impact, mental health, mental resilience, psychological effects, social anxiety, social stress, stress response, survivors, therapy interventions, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Potions Brewed:	103
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, Boundaries, breath play, Communication, consent, Curiosity, discomfort, Domination, DURATION, Experience, Exploration, Facesitting, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, mystic, Personal, Pleasure, Quest, satisfaction, sitting on face, Smothering, submissive

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

MomCrafter Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Cancer, Caregiver, Caretaker, chemotherapy, consequences, decision, difficult situation, emotional, family, health, Illness, Minecraft, mom, MomCrafter, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, smoking, Support, tough choice, tough love, Treatment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Animals Bred:	185
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

TissuelessCraft

budgeting, college job, communication problems, family dynamics, financial independence, financial struggles, groceries, home cooking, household needs, LIMITED, living away from home, meal plan, meal swipes, minimum wage, parental support, personal expenses, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, TissuelessCraft, working student

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Magic Items Found:	1974
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3514	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

awful names, baby names, BabyNoob, bad names, bizarre names, child’s name, funny names, inappropriate names, Minecraft, Naming, naming conventions, naming trends, odd names, parenting, ridiculous names, smp, strange names, taboo names, terrible names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Crops Grown:	5741
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

NopeNotDoingThatAgain

Adrenaline Rush, anxiety, bone-chilling, chilling moment, fear, frightening situation, hair-raising, heart-stopping, Horror, never again, Nightmare, NopeNotDoingThatAgain, panic attack, petrifying, Phobia, Scared, spine-chilling, spine-chilling experience, spine-tingling., terrifying experience, traumatic event

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!