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Rate My PC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
New Chunks Explored:	852711	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers that can’t handle your epic gaming rig? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players with the most badass PCs! Why? Because our server is so intense, it’ll make your computer sweat harder than a creeper in a cactus farm.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while your graphics card screams for mercy. Our server is so hardcore, even the Endermen are afraid to teleport in. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a whole night without your PC exploding, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So if you think your PC can handle the heat, come join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Just remember to bring a fire extinguisher for your CPU, because things are about to get lit!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Votes:	2170
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Monokuma’s killing game? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Class Trial!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with more drama than a Danganronpa game. You’ll never know who’s gonna betray you next or who’s gonna pull a crazy plot twist out of nowhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ultimate summer camp experience. Forget s’mores and campfire songs, we’ve got Monokuma leading the activities and a killer lurking around every corner. Will you survive the summer camp from hell?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and watch your back at all times. Happy mining, hope you don’t get voted out!

Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your first sexual experience? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.

But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.

🧦MINELEGACY🧦 Minecraft server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	991441	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

The owner of the server “MINELEGACY” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	958	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server has bunny ass! That’s right, we have an exclusive bunny breeding program where you can collect bunny asses and use them for all sorts of crazy crafting recipes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2406

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	165	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ action, where we promise rimm’d glasses and rimm’d asses for all players!

Are you new to VR? Don’t worry, we got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models and guides to help you navigate the virtual world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, we even have a “Bag o’ Dicks” for all your trolling needs.

But that’s not all! We have lewd meets for our adult players, where you can get down and dirty with other players from around the world. And if you’re not into the lewd stuff, don’t worry, we have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Sad Anime Sunday for a more chill experience.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rules here and there, but who’s counting?). Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together in the virtual world!

Crafty F*ckers Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Enchantments Applied:	232	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further than our server! We have a thriving community of players who love to prank each other and cause chaos.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and plenty of laughs. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show, with surprises around every corner. Plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ve ever seen – come marvel at our giant statue of a chicken riding a pig!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives, because things can get a little crazy around here.

IYO SKY THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1198
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Iyo and Liv’s championship match can’t compete with.

Bayree’s time on Iyo’s Wargames team was smoother than a baby’s bottom, while Dacutie’s reunion with Iyo and Kairi was more heartwarming than a puppy cuddle puddle. And let’s not forget about Damage CTRL’s quest for all the Titles – they’re more ambitious than a squirrel trying to hoard all the nuts in the forest.

Kairi and Dacutie entering the IC title tournament? It’s like watching a pair of unicorns compete in a rainbow obstacle course. And let’s all send good vibes to Asuka for a speedy recovery – we need her back in action faster than a creeper explodes in your face.

So come join us on this insane journey where anything can happen, from unexpected alliances to epic battles for glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a full Damage CTRL reunion that will go down in Minecraft history!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Star Shards Collected:	121
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is fag pics! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that deep within the virtual world, there is a hidden treasure chest filled with the most fabulous fag pics you’ve ever seen. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its secrets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to sassy skeletons, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come join us on our fag pic-filled journey and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server around!

Zion Williamson Out For A Month And Won’t Return Again In 2024 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Emeralds Found:	2715
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the biggest bust in NBA history! Join us as we build a giant statue of a basketball player who never lived up to the hype, complete with a constantly deflating basketball court.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “worst player of the game” challenge, where the loser has to wear a ridiculous basketball costume for the rest of the day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dungeon where we keep all the failed NBA draft picks locked away, just waiting to be freed and redeemed in pixelated glory.

So come join us on our wacky journey through the world of basketball and Minecraft, where the only thing bigger than our dreams is our sense of humor!