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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8072 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 5297 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Crops Grown: | 7786 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
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Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.
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