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Furry Friends Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	9476
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

MineCraftyMemories

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, character analysis, emotional manipulation, evangelion, fan interpretations, fan theories, fictional relationships, harem, harem tropes, Minecraft, misconceptions, psychological analysis, relationships, Server, SHINJI, Shinji Ikari, Shinji’s relationships, Shinjis, speculation, validation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Animals Bred:	183	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

BdayBashCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	3556
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

CharityCraft2021

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	8448
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	836	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!