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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8887 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5793 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!
SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!