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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9426 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 90 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 730771 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 444 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
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