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Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Star Shards Collected:	179	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	2561
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Votes:	6637	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4513	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.

SlideCraft Minecraft Server

Activists, anti-circumcision, circumcision, circumcision rate, dryness, fear, fetish, Foreskin, Friends, friends’ experiences, life experience, Minecraft, net neutral, parents, Preference, religious reasons, sensitivity, Server, side effects, SlideCraft, statistical anomaly, teens, uncircumcised

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	545	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!

Minecraft SMP – WatameCraft: The Sheep Queen’s Realm

cover songs, fansite, handdrawn, healing, hololive, Hop Step Sheep, Membersheep, Minecraft, Music, one piece card game, original songs, PLUSHIE, QUEENS, Realm, Sheep, shorts, smp, Suggestions, Tsunomaki Watame, virtual youtuber, Watamate Free Research Project, WatameCraft, ナマ足, ヘソ出し, マーメイド, 今日のわため

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mermaid with bare feet and a crop top? Look no further than our server, where the sheep hop and the laughs never stop! Join now for a chance to win a plushie of Watame’s “friends to Go” – perfect for taking on days out, or just chilling in your virtual world!

But that’s not all – our recent events include Watame and Fubuki trying their hand at the One Piece Card Game, with a shocking winner that will leave you in stitches! Plus, Watame is on the lookout for ideas for her next “今日のわため” shorts – send in your suggestions and see if you can make her laugh harder than a whistling Watamate!

So come on down to our server, where the sheep are friendly, the music is bumpin’, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next? Join now and let the fun begin!

DoggoCraft Wedding Wars

brother, CANCELLATION, covid, decision, dog, dog sitter, DoggoCraft, emergency, family, last minute, love, loyalty, no pet event, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rough shape, supervision, Trust, Upset, vet, Wars, Wedding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of missing out on epic events because of your furry friends? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never miss another wedding, birthday party, or alien invasion because your pet needs you!

We understand the importance of our four-legged companions, which is why we have a special pet-friendly zone where your Minecraft pets can roam free and cause chaos. No more choosing between your virtual adventures and your real-life responsibilities – now you can have both!

So come on down to our server and let your pets run wild while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs a wedding when you have a virtual world to conquer with your trusty sidekick by your side? Join us now and unleash the ultimate pet-powered mayhem!