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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6106 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 185 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
