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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5261 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Votes: | 372 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!