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  • YuriCraft Minecraft Server

    YuriCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 6711
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri romance novel come to life! Dive into a world where blocks fall in love, creepers have secret crushes, and Endermen write love letters in the moonlight. Join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Is it weird I like playing on this server as a guy? Not just for the blocks but for the romance. Idk, I just love all the crazy stories!” So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love story of a lifetime unfold before your very eyes!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NurseryCraft: No Art for Nieces, Just for Son!

    NurseryCraft: No Art for Nieces, Just for Son!
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 4776
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Chimeras Created: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 110
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 22

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    🤣👶🎨 Yo, so check it – I’m a soon-to-be dad (27m) and my wifey Ellie (26f) is preggo with our lil’ dude due in August. Now, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server we got goin’ on over here. It’s like, the ultimate virtual nursery for all your pixelated parenting needs! 🍼🎮

    So, I’ve always been into art, right? But my fam never really supported me, especially my sis Rebecca (32f). She’s preggo too, expecting a girl in October. Anyhoo, me and Ellie wanted to jazz up our son’s nursery with some dope artwork, ya feel me? I spent weeks designing and painting this masterpiece that totally vibes with his name. And let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! 🔥🎨

    Fast forward to our baby shower, where we’re showin’ off the nursery to our peeps. And who shows up? None other than jealous sis Rebecca. She straight up demands I make her a custom piece for her daughter too. Like, excuse me? This chick never supported my art before, now she wants a piece of the pie? Nah, fam. Not happenin’. 🙅‍♂️🚫

    She starts throwin’ shade, callin’ me sexist and whatnot. Like, bruh, chill. I ain’t playin’ that game. So I told her to bounce and take her negativity elsewhere. But then her hubby hits me up, tryna smooth things over. Sorry, dude, but I ain’t playin’ that game either. No room for toxic vibes in my virtual nursery, ya dig? 🚫👶

    So, come join our Minecraft server for some epic nursery decor drama and family feuds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we got pixel art to keep us sane, amirite? 🤪✨ #MinecraftDrama #PixelParenting #ArtisticAntics

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespawnReligion

    RespawnReligion
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 7517
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 155
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Falling into the Void: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

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    Are you tired of respawning in the same boring old world after you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to choose your own afterlife destination! Want to respawn in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Join us now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where death is just the beginning of your crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, you can unlock the secret realm of infinite bacon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic journey to the afterlife today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCholesterolBusters

    CraftyCholesterolBusters
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 3289
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Emeralds Found: 8815
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

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    So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.

    Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.

    Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.

    So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyWorld Minecraft Server

    BlockyWorld Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 9245
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dimension Hops: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Void Armor Forged: 18

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even ride on a flying pig into battle!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and challenges players to chicken dance-offs for epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you clucking with excitement!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server

    PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 1555
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Villages Defended: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    In this wild world, you’ll encounter Pokemon like never before. Want to ride a Pikachu like a majestic steed? Go for it! Feel like having a deep conversation with a Snorlax about the meaning of life? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

    But beware, things can get a little… spicy in this server. With straight and gay pokephilia threads, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate channels and keep the main chat PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge).

    So come on down and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate about which Pokemon has the weirdest shape. Spoiler alert: it’s probably Ditto, because that blob can transform into anything (and we mean anything). See you in the Pokeverse, trainers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rubles & Riches Minecraft Server

    Rubles & Riches Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 9528
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

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    come join our epic minecraft server where russian tycoons are pocketing $11 billion dividends on war economy boom! we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode like fireworks on new year’s eve! our players are so rich they build houses out of solid gold blocks and ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs! join us and become a virtual billionaire in our insane virtual world where anything is possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPutin’sRecruitDischargeCraft

    CraftyPutin’sRecruitDischargeCraft
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 6803
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 12

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    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE RECRUITED BY DA RUSSIAN ARMY!!! PM MODI AND PUTIN MET AND NOW ALL INDIANS CAN JOIN DA ARMY!!! U CAN FIGHT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH DA RUSSIANS!!! BE A PART OF DIS HISTORIC ALLIANCE AND SHOW DEM MOBS WHO’S BOSS!!! JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND RECRUITS PIGS INSTEAD!!! #MinecraftArmyAlliance #PutinAndModiBesties

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft: Brain Boost & Bonding

    DadCraft: Brain Boost & Bonding
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 1652
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Chimeras Created: 3

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    so, like, u know how when u become a dad ur whole brain changes? well, this server is like that but for minecraft players! join us and watch as ur brain gets all twisted and turned while u build ur epic creations! u will bond with ur fellow players like never before, but watch out for the mental health risks – u might start seeing creepers in real life! so come join us on this wild ride and see how fatherhood can alter ur minecraft experience in the most insane ways possible!

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  • LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

    LiberalCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 6155
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the chaos is as wild as a creeper explosion! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Liberals love our server because we imported ten million brownpipo and they are just so heckin’ wholesome. You won’t find a more heartwarming community of players anywhere else. Plus, our brownpipo population is known for their epic building skills and love for sharing resources.

    2. Conservatives are also big fans of our server because we imported ten million brownpipo for a completely different reason – the line must go up! That’s right, our brownpipo are experts at maximizing efficiency and productivity in mining, farming, and crafting. They’ll help you build the biggest, most profitable empire in all of Minecraft.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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