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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5719 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 5954 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
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