Yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, it’s like we’re throwing a Germanic party up in here! We’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re trading diamonds for dirt blocks like it’s the new currency. So if you wanna join the craziest, most Germanic Minecraft server out there, come on over and let’s get this party started!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkling unicorn?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.
Community
We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.
Respect
We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.
How to Join:
We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most lit server in town? We’ve got a secret comeback announcement that’s actually a diss track to Kendrick Lamar and Drake – featuring none other than Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa! Get ready to spit some fire while building your epic creations in our world. Who knew Minecraft could be so gangsta? Join us now and show off your rap skills while dominating the virtual landscape. Let’s get back on the rap map, deadbeats!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and nonsensical shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is hot on your trail, ready to steal your precious loot and turn it into a giant omelette!
But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is filled with friendly players who will join forces with you to defeat the Chicken Overlord and claim victory for all of block-kind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to bacon, in which case you might want to steer clear of those dancing pigs).
Do you ever wonder what it would be like to play an Assassin’s Creed game set in Africa? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience just that! Join us for a wild adventure through the savannah as you climb trees, leap from rooftops, and take down your enemies with style.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja pandas who are always on the lookout for new recruits. Join their ranks and learn the ways of the bamboo sword as you sneak through the shadows and unleash your inner warrior.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere and start throwing emeralds at you! Only on our server will you experience such wacky and unpredictable moments.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a Minecraft version of Cirque du Soleil!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and build the craziest structures you can think of.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and compete in epic chicken races. The winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly for a day!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s been practicing his stand-up comedy routine and he’s not afraid to roast you (literally).
