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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5061 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 407882 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 134 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5199 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?