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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3070 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
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