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Blocky Bit Bonanza: Mine for 1 btc or Bust!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can earn 1 BTC just by joining! That’s right, we’re giving away a whole Bitcoin to every player who logs in. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Bitcoin Creeper. If you can defeat this sneaky mob, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and emeralds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get rich quick!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	366
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Potions Brewed:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3316	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	279	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1831
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
New Chunks Explored:	31454	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!