Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!
Our community is filled with players who are as quirky and fun-loving as a pack of derpy wolves. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built worlds, filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two.
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!
Each artillery shell costs $2000 in our virtual world, so every time you get blown up, you’re actually causing a loss for our enemy HATO! And the best part is, your virtual warrior is so cheap that HATO is losing money with every defeat!
So come join us on our server and fight like a true Russian soldier, knowing that your death is actually a victory for the Motherland! Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the excitement of a virtual artillery attack for the low, low price of $2000 per shell? It’s a win-win for everyone involved!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Creeper King, who throws explosive parties every Friday night. Dance the night away as he blows up the dance floor (literally)!
If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Winner gets a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to cause a ruckus.
~~~~~~~~SMP Valley~~~~~~~~ 1:500 scale version of earth! Claims enabled! PvP enabled! Team up and work together! TPA and Homes! Hard mode enabled, will you survive?
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| Description | A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version 1.8.9. No pay-to-win system, players must work for their success. Spawners available in shop at high prices. Gameplay includes wither raiding, TNT raiding, Protection 4 armor for PvP, and notch Apples. |
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| Promoters | We are looking for promoters who will be paid a percentage for referrals that lead to purchases in the shop. Join our Discord for more information. |
| Question | Answer |
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| When will the server launch? | The server is planned to launch within 1 month. |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, players cannot pay to be the best. Success must be earned through gameplay. |
| Are spawners available in the shop? | Yes, but at expensive prices. |
| What type of gameplay can be expected? | Wither raiding, TNT raiding, Protection 4 armor for PvP, and notch Apples. |
| How can I become a promoter? | Join our Discord for more information on becoming a promoter and earning referral rewards. |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to show those pesky villagers who’s boss. No longer will we be slaves to their demands for emeralds and wheat. It’s time to take what we want and show them who’s really in charge.
And don’t worry about those pesky women trying to control us. We’ve got a strict “no girls allowed” policy on our server. Because let’s face it, women are just out to use us for their own gain. It’s time to stand up for ourselves and show them who’s really in control.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking what’s rightfully ours and having a good time doing it. Who needs women when you’ve got a pack of wolves to raid villages with? Let’s show them who’s boss and have some fun while we’re at it. See you in the game!
Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where you can roleplay as a donut-loving superhero with a secret fetish for unicorns? Or maybe you want to be a pirate who sails the high seas in search of the legendary booty (not that kind, you dirty-minded player!).
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyways?). Let’s get this party started and see where our crazy characters take us next!
Join us for meetings where you can talk over each other, steamroll conversations, and cause chaos like never before. Just like Jess, you can feel free to ignore the agenda and go off on wild tangents that have nothing to do with the topic at hand.
But beware, if you try to politely ask someone to wait their turn or finish your own thought, you might be accused of being rude and unsupportive of unmasking. Don’t worry though, our boss is always available to mediate these ridiculous disputes and keep the drama going strong.
So come on down to our server and let your inner asshole shine bright! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining and full of unexpected twists and turns?
Are you tired of being held back by someone who just wants to stay home and do nothing? Well, on our server, you can break free from the chains of boring and explore virtual worlds filled with excitement and endless possibilities.
Imagine building a virtual Machu Picchu with your friends, or rocking out at a virtual Rammstein concert in Mexico City. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who’s counting?).
So, if you’re ready to ditch the real world drama and dive headfirst into a realm of pure fun and craziness, join us now! Who needs a social life when you have a Minecraft server that’s always buzzing with activity and laughter? Let’s make memories that will have your grandkids saying, “Wow, Grandma and Grandpa were wild back in the day!”
join this server and watch your brain age like, crazy fast. you’ll be like a genius in no time, dude. plus, the girls on this server are like, super smart now, so you’ll totally be impressed. come join us and see your brain explode with knowledge. it’s gonna be epic, bro.
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