Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!
Our community is filled with players who are as quirky and fun-loving as a pack of derpy wolves. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built worlds, filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two.
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!
Each artillery shell costs $2000 in our virtual world, so every time you get blown up, you’re actually causing a loss for our enemy HATO! And the best part is, your virtual warrior is so cheap that HATO is losing money with every defeat!
So come join us on our server and fight like a true Russian soldier, knowing that your death is actually a victory for the Motherland! Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the excitement of a virtual artillery attack for the low, low price of $2000 per shell? It’s a win-win for everyone involved!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Creeper King, who throws explosive parties every Friday night. Dance the night away as he blows up the dance floor (literally)!
If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Winner gets a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to cause a ruckus.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses to a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, our players’ creativity knows no bounds.
And if you’re looking for some spicy drama, look no further than our chat. You’ll never know what kind of wild conspiracy theories or heated debates about the best way to build a house you’ll stumble upon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun!
Join our server and experience the thrill of tackling challenges on your own, just like you should in college. No on-demand tutors here, just good old-fashioned hard work and determination.
Don’t worry, we won’t send you pictures of homework and demand answers in two hours. We believe in independence and self-reliance, just like a true Minecraft warrior.
So if you’re tired of entitled cousins and their ridiculous demands, join our server and show Karly that you can handle anything thrown your way, without needing constant hand-holding. Plus, we have virtual snacks! Join now and leave the drama behind.
Join us for a chance to create your dream world without any pesky relatives crashing on your virtual couch. No need to worry about childproofing your pixelated palace or sharing your limited space with unexpected guests.
Explore our server and let your creativity run wild as you build epic structures and embark on thrilling adventures. Leave the guilt-tripping and family drama behind as you immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your hard work.
So come join us and leave the real world chaos behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide who gets the last diamond block!