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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9418 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
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First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.
