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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3948 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 5828 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
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